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Before you use a public toilet, lift the seat...

falias

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Three women in North Florida turned up at hospitals over a 5-day period, all with the same symptoms. Fever, chills, and vomiting, followed by muscular collapse, paralysis, and finally, death. There were no outward signs of trauma. Autopsy results showed toxicity in the blood.

These women did not know each other, and seemed to have nothing in common. It was discovered, however, that they had all visited the same Restaurant (Olive Garden) within days of their deaths. The health department descended on the restaurant, shutting it down. The food, water, and air conditioning were all inspected and tested, to no avail.

The big break came when a waitress at the restaurant was rushed to the hospital with similar symptoms... She told doctors that she had been on vacation, and had only went to the restaurant to pick up her check.
She did not eat or drink while she was there, but had used the restroom.
That is when one toxicologist, remembering an article he had read, drove out to the restaurant! , went i nto the restroom, and lifted the toilet seat.

Under the seat, out of normal view, was a small spider. The spider was captured and brought back to the lab, where it was determined to be the Two-Striped Telamonia (Telamonia dimidiata), so named because of its reddened flesh color. This spider's venom is extremely toxic, but can take several days to take effect. They live in cold, dark, damp climates, and toilet rims provide just the right atmosphere...

Several days later a lawyer from Jacksonville showed up at a hospital emergency room. Before his death, he told the doctor, that he had been away on business, had taken a flight from Indonesia, changing planes in Singapore, before returning home. He did not visit (Olive Garden), while there. He did, as did all of the other victims, have what was determined to be a puncture wound, on his right buttock.

Inves tigators discovered that the flight he was on had originated in India. The Civilian Aeronautics Board (CAB) ordered an immediate inspection of the toilets of all flights from India, and discovered the Two-Striped Telamonia (Telamonia dimidiata) spider's nests on 4 different planes!

It is now believed that these spiders can be anywhere in the country.

So please, before you use a public toilet, lift the seat to check for spiders. It can save your life!

AHHHH!!!









EDIT: Thanks alot dighn. Screw you guys, I'm going home...
 
F%$# man, if you're trying to BS someone don't BS an arachnophobe. We know far too much about what spiders are deadly.

Incidentally, Brown Recluse followed by Black Widow in the US. Any other poisonous spiders are either tarantulas or cannot live in the climates of the US.
 
Originally posted by: yukichigai
F%$# man, if you're trying to BS someone don't BS an arachnophobe. We know far too much about what spiders are deadly.

Incidentally, Brown Recluse followed by Black Widow in the US. Any other poisonous spiders are either tarantulas or cannot live in the climates of the US.


I hate spiders with a freaking passion, my g/f makes fun of me when she has to kill a spider cause I wont go near it, but if I see one I just freak out. Imagine how I reacted when we found a brown recluse in our apartment.
 
Originally posted by: falias
EDIT: Thanks alot dighn. Screw you guys, I'm going home...

I take it you draw line not only at snopes busting your chain email, but talking pooh as well, huh?
 
Originally posted by: Dulanic
Originally posted by: yukichigai
F%$# man, if you're trying to BS someone don't BS an arachnophobe. We know far too much about what spiders are deadly.

Incidentally, Brown Recluse followed by Black Widow in the US. Any other poisonous spiders are either tarantulas or cannot live in the climates of the US.


I hate spiders with a freaking passion, my g/f makes fun of me when she has to kill a spider cause I wont go near it, but if I see one I just freak out. Imagine how I reacted when we found a brown recluse in our apartment.

Maybe you should have her call Syringer.
 
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