Before Glenn Beck there was Dave Foley

[geno]

Don, I hate to interrupt you, but, uh, did you have a cucumber sandwich for lunch?

No. I had a cucumber salad a couple of days ago.

I see, okay, I get it, you see, cuz you got a little tiny piece of food right there on your upper lip...

Oh, you thought I wouldn't find it - but let me tell you, I FUCKING DID :

I win