BEES! HELP!!!!!!!!!!1

[YoYoBabyYo]

I just came home and saw about a copule hundred bees swarming right in front of my home. When I parked at my usual spot right next to a tree (I think it is a Magnolia tree), I saw even more bees swarm around the tree. I did not know what to do, so I drove around my block, and half of it was gone, but still hundreds swarming around. I then ran inside my house like a pu$$y and now I am asking ATOT for help! This is just the first summer living at this home.

Cliff Notes
1) Came home
2) Saw hundreds of bees swarming in front of house
3) Ran for my life and went inside house

Edit:
Thank you all for your suggestions and jokes. I think most of them flew away, but still, I am scared as fek! Could the tree have attracted the bees? Oh yeah, the location of this event is in Irvine, CA.

 

[StevenYoo]

I like my women like i like my coffee... COVERED IN BEEEEEEES!!

dude, call an exterminator or some expert.

bees are no joke

 

[wfbberzerker]

homemade flamethrower?

 

[xSauronx]

run outside and swat all of them with newspapers.

now.

 

[webcammie]

What kind of bees produce milk instead of honey?

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bewBEES!!! =P


okay, seriously, I am deadly afraid of bees so I just wish you the best of luck.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

That always happens here two or three times a year. Usually they just fly away after a few minutes.

 

[Saint Nick]

you need to call someone. i would start with some termite removal companies and see what their opinions are or see if you can get some other numbers of other bee removal people. don't mess with them obviously.

 

[BrokenVisage]

Deffinately call someone to take care of them for you, I hate bees almost as much as I hate the Yankees. That being said...

Lose Yankees! :beer:

 

[everman]

You need to make sure they aren't living inside the walls. They're much less active at night, so take a look then if they don't leave before that.

 

[anxi80]

"bee's? f*ck bees! i will punch, every bee, in the face! f*ck you bee!"

actually, ive never been stung by one so bee's are about as worrisome to me as a cloudy day. but i know a lot of people who have been stung who run and shriek at the sight of a bee. so, im guessing getting stung isnt exactly a day at the beach for some.

 

[JohnCU]

Talk to that guy who went mafia on some bees earlier this summer... I can't remember his name.. Ned maybe?

 

[TwinkleToes77]

Originally posted by: anxi80
"bee's? f*ck bees! i will punch, every bee, in the face! f*ck you bee!"

actually, ive never been stung by one so bee's are about as worrisome to me as a cloudy day. but i know a lot of people who have been stung who run and shriek at the sight of a bee. so, im guessing getting stung isnt exactly a day at the beach for some.

I'm highly allergic to bees and the first thing i learned is not to panic and scream and run away, and dont swat... thats what agitates them.. I havent been stung in years because of being able to remain calm around them .

But in the case of hundreds of bees I would have ran like a sissy

 

[bunnyfubbles]

Get some of these...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_giant_hornet

The hornets can devastate a colony of honeybees: a single hornet can kill as many as 40 honeybees per minute; it takes only a few of these hornets a few hours to exterminate the population of a 30,000-member honeybee hive, leaving a trail of severed insect heads and limbs. Once a hive is emptied of all defending bees, the hornets carry the honeybee larvae back to feed to their own larvae.

Rather than consume their kills directly, the hornets chew them into a paste and feed them to their larvae (adult hornets being unable to digest solid protein). The hornet larvae, in return, produce a clear liquid which the adults consume.

Other than that I'd say put one several layers of thick clothing and get a hose with a nozel that can do a wide spray and blast the fvckers

 

[So]

It'll take more than deadly deadly bees to keep us from doing our job ...

 

[Rubycon]

Call a beekeeper they will remove the queen and the swarm will leave.

 

[Xyclone]

Lighter + aerosol can (such as WD40) = win!

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: anxi80
"bee's? f*ck bees! i will punch, every bee, in the face! f*ck you bee!"

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