Beer study

Twofootputt

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Yesterday, University scientists released the results of a recent analysis
that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a
concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains
female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough
beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of
beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the
test subjects:

1) Gained weight.

2) Talked excessively without making sense.

3) Became overly emotional.

4) Couldn't drive.

5) Failed to think rationally.

6) Argued over nothing.

7) Had to sit down while urinating.

8) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

No further testing was considered necessary.

Edit:eek:riginal carats removed.
 

artikk

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Originally posted by: Twofootputt
>
>
> Yesterday, University scientists released the results of a recent analysis
> >that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a
> >concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains
> >female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough
> >beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of
> >beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the
> >test subjects:
> >
> >1) Gained weight.
> >
> >2) Talked excessively without making sense.
> >
> >3) Became overly emotional.
> >
> >4) Couldn't drive.
> >
> >5) Failed to think rationally.
> >
> >6) Argued over nothing.
> >
> >7) Had to sit down while urinating.
> >
> >8) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
> >
> >No further testing was considered necessary.

haha this is so funny.
Now only should I show it to my wife.:p:laugh:
 

Evadman

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If you are gonna copy and paste an email that is older than dirt, at least remove the carots.
 

jadinolf

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Originally posted by: Evadman
If you are gonna copy and paste an email that is older than dirt, at least remove the carots.

Thank you. eCleaner is your friend.
 

Twofootputt

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Originally posted by: Evadman
If you are gonna copy and paste an email that is older than dirt, at least remove the carots.

I believe it's carats. But I apologize for them. Mea culpa. Removed in original post.
 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: Twofootputt
Originally posted by: Evadman
If you are gonna copy and paste an email that is older than dirt, at least remove the carots.

I believe it's carats. But I apologize for them. Mea culpa. Removed in original post.
removing the original post period would be a great idea.

 

ElFenix

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Twofootputt
Originally posted by: Evadman
If you are gonna copy and paste an email that is older than dirt, at least remove the carots.

I believe it's carats. But I apologize for them. Mea culpa. Removed in original post.
removing the original post period would be a great idea.

'womens' problems"?
 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Twofootputt
Originally posted by: Evadman
If you are gonna copy and paste an email that is older than dirt, at least remove the carots.

I believe it's carats. But I apologize for them. Mea culpa. Removed in original post.
removing the original post period would be a great idea.

'womens' problems"?
nah, the post is just chauvenistic

 

ElFenix

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Twofootputt
Originally posted by: Evadman
If you are gonna copy and paste an email that is older than dirt, at least remove the carots.

I believe it's carats. But I apologize for them. Mea culpa. Removed in original post.
removing the original post period would be a great idea.

'womens' problems"?
nah, the post is just chauvenistic

you do know where you are, right?
 

TheLonelyPhoenix

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Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Twofootputt
Originally posted by: Evadman
If you are gonna copy and paste an email that is older than dirt, at least remove the carots.

I believe it's carats. But I apologize for them. Mea culpa. Removed in original post.
removing the original post period would be a great idea.

'womens' problems"?
nah, the post is just chauvenistic

you do know where you are, right?

Well said.
 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Twofootputt
Originally posted by: Evadman
If you are gonna copy and paste an email that is older than dirt, at least remove the carots.

I believe it's carats. But I apologize for them. Mea culpa. Removed in original post.
removing the original post period would be a great idea.

'womens' problems"?
nah, the post is just chauvenistic

you do know where you are, right?
uh-huh

and....

 

Twofootputt

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Twofootputt
Originally posted by: Evadman
If you are gonna copy and paste an email that is older than dirt, at least remove the carots.

I believe it's carats. But I apologize for them. Mea culpa. Removed in original post.
removing the original post period would be a great idea.

'womens' problems"?
nah, the post is just chauvenistic
No fight. It is possible to be chauvinistic and still funny. Feel free to post drunken Irishman jokes. Or buy some skin thickener.


 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: Twofootputt
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Twofootputt
Originally posted by: Evadman
If you are gonna copy and paste an email that is older than dirt, at least remove the carots.

I believe it's carats. But I apologize for them. Mea culpa. Removed in original post.
removing the original post period would be a great idea.

'womens' problems"?
nah, the post is just chauvenistic
No fight. It is possible to be chauvinistic and still funny. Feel free to post drunken Irishman jokes. Or buy some skin thickener.
ok, tough guy.
you have a wife or gf by any chance?

 

Twofootputt

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[/quote]
ok, tough guy.
you have a wife or gf by any chance?

[/quote]Yes, I do. How about you?

 

Neurorelay

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Let's call this thread a stalemate, chords we're hit....next feelings will be hurt and pretty soon, well.......people could get physically assaulted. "Can't we all just get along?"
 

Twofootputt

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Twofootputt
ok, tough guy.
you have a wife or gf by any chance?
Yes, I do. How about you?

[/quote]
she thinks that joke is funny?

[/quote]
No, I didn't say that. In point of fact, her favorite funny thing is people who take themselves too seriously.

 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: Twofootputt
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Twofootputt
ok, tough guy.
you have a wife or gf by any chance?
Yes, I do. How about you?
she thinks that joke is funny?

[/quote]
No, I didn't say that. In point of fact, her favorite funny thing is people who take themselves too seriously.

[/quote]
so she finds you funny then.

show her this "joke", if she exists. then think twice before posting stupidshit