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Beer, like, rocks or something.

What is the malted liquor?
What gets your drunker quicker?
What comes in bottles or in cans?
BEER!
Can't get enough of it (beer!)
How we really love it (beer!)
Makes me think I'm a MAN!
I could kiss and hug it (beer!)
But I'd rather chug it (beer!)
Put my belly out to here
I can not refuse a
BEER!
I could really use a
BEER! BEER! BEER!
 
Beer Beer Beer
Traditional

A long time ago, way back in history,
when all there was to drink was nothin but cups of tea.
Along came a man by the name of Charlie Mops,
and he invented a wonderful drink and he made it out of hops.

He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
and to his praises we shall always sing.
Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer
tiddly beer beer beer.

The Curtis bar, the James' Pub, the Hole in the Wall as well
one thing you can be sure of, its Charlie's beer they sell
so all ye lads a lasses at eleven O'clock ye stop
for five short seconds, remember Charlie Mops 1 2 3 4 5

He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
and to his praises we shall always sing.
Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer
tiddly beer beer beer.

A barrel of malt, a bushel of hops, you stir it around with a stick,
the kind of lubrication to make your engine tick.
40 pints of wallop a day will keep away the quacks.
Its only eight pence hapenny and one and six in tax, 1 2 3 4 5

He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
and to his praises we shall always sing.
Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer
tiddly beer beer beer.

The Lord bless Charlie Mops!





Got the MP3! :beer: to Napster! 😀
 
Originally posted by: WinkOsmosis
Beer sucks. There are other things that are just as cool to worship that don't taste like afterbirth. Try vodka.
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:| :|

Blasphemer!!

Stone him!!!



:beer:
 
Originally posted by: conjur
Originally posted by: WinkOsmosis
Beer sucks. There are other things that are just as cool to worship that don't taste like afterbirth. Try vodka.
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:| :|

Blasphemer!!

Stone him!!!



:beer:
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/throws the first stone at WinkOsmosis :|

:beer:😀:beer:
 
Originally posted by: WinkOsmosis
Beer sucks. There are other things that are just as cool to worship that don't taste like afterbirth. Try vodka.
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Everyone thinks like that when they're your age. You'll come around once you ditch the PBR for something higher class. 😉
 
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