Weed turns me into a raging paranoiac. I'll stick to beer, thanks.
I'll stick to soda, thanks. Drinking beer makes one have a fat belly and neck, and heart and liver and eventually leads to death at an early age. I think the state ought to put a ban on alcohol completely. There's hardly a thing worse than alcohol, even smoking isn't nearly as bad (although it's an extremely nasty and disgusting habit, too, but I'd prefer to live next door to smokers rather than to alcoholics).