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Been skinny my whole life...

Naer

Naer

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Now that I'm fat, I'm finding it hard to care. It's not like I'm gonna be getting mad pussy anyway
 
start walking and stop eating fries and drinking soda. I bet if you did just these things you wouldnt call yourself fat....
 
brianmanahan said:
ive been fat my whole life, and i too find it hard to care
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this explains a lot of the emo, pathetic pomes you write. i now understand those were sort of a cry for help. you need help to release you from that gelatinous prison that is your body. Find God. Find Jenny Craig. They both can help.
 
What triggered your common self-esteem issue to turn into full-blown depression? Were you rejected by a potential partner? Or were the feelings just unreciprocated in your own mind?

Emotional eating and weight gain is a self-perpetuating behavior. It isn't just a permanently dry penis that you risk by being overweight, it is also your health and quality of life.

Instead of just "being skinny", did you ever try adding muscle (do you even lift, brah?) Not necessarily to attract chicks, but for self-confidence? We all know the guy who isn't rich yet always seems to land ass that is way out of his league.


My other guess would be you were recently disabled and have gained weight and won't be getting "mad pussy" because you are on wheels....in which case I apologize 😛
 
I've been skinny my whole life. Now that it's turning around... I care. I'd like to keep fitting into my clothes, continue to see my feet.
 
I've been skinny my whole life as well (or at least since infancy; I was a fat baby). Doesn't matter since I'm too socially retarded for my physical appearance to really matter in terms of relationships.
 
Well, I was skinny then started taking an interest in working out and now am more athletic build than anything (not too bulky, but enough to where the ladies notice). Success with the opposite sex has gone way up, though I think its more a matter of confidence than looks. Essentially, when you hit the gym after a while you start to feel good about the way your life is going and that translates to you smiling more at girls which translates to more conversation and before you know it, more success.
 
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SandEagle said:
this explains a lot of the emo, pathetic pomes you write. i now understand those were sort of a cry for help. you need help to release you from that gelatinous prison that is your body. Find God. Find Jenny Craig. They both can help.
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God isn't going to help you be skinny go find a gym.
 
Naer said:
Now that I'm fat, I'm finding it hard to care. It's not like I'm gonna be getting mad pussy anyway
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Start caring. You think you're fat now because your pants are tight and you have some handles. Give it 15-20 years until you can't tie your shoes, can't wipe your own ass, you're on ten medications for diabetes, high blood pressure and heart problems. Then you'll care.
 
Jaskalas said:
I've been skinny my whole life. Now that it's turning around... I care. I'd like to keep fitting into my clothes, continue to see my feet.
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meh...seeing your feet is highly over-rated...besides, if you've seen one foot...you've seen them both! 😛
 
Naer said:
Now that I'm fat, I'm finding it hard to care. It's not like I'm gonna be getting mad pussy anyway
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brianmanahan said:
ive been fat my whole life, and i too find it hard to care
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😱 Fat people?! Get 'em!

BoomerD said:
meh...seeing your feet is highly over-rated...besides, if you've seen one foot...you've seen them both! 😛
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You could always cut them off and mount them to the front of your Little Rascal. "I can see my feet just fine!"
 
OP, getting pussy isn't the reason why you should be skinny. Being overweight is a drag on the bones/back, when sleeping on that tub, trying on clothes, in addition to the obvious health risk ramp-up.


Naer said:
My success with the opposite sex when I was skinny was wurst
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Most likely you tried harder when you were fat. At the end of day, it's all about tryin' Beavis.

It's like what Woody Allen said: "90% of success is showing up"...
 
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