Been arrested? If so, what for?

[tokamak]

basically anything they ever tell you about stuff "not going on your record" is a lie. i've got a couple MIP's, did all the community service, classes, etc. and theyre still on my record. maybe not a conviction (pleaded no contest), but it shows up that you were charged...

 

[yukichigai]

I was once arrested by a sexy cop at a friend's bachelor party for being too sexy for the rest of the room. She gave me a good pat down and a thorough strip search which was cool up until the body cavity check.