SlowSpyder
Lifer
Are you right handed? The goodish news is that, and this is from my personal experience, opiate based painkiller poops are almost always a ghost wipe. You won't have to learn to awkwardly wipe yourself with your left hand since your right arm is out of commission.
Heal up and get better, best of luck to you!
Heal up and get better, best of luck to you!