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Because Hollywood Is Completely Unoriginal

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Originally posted by: Dedpuhl
WTF! That's freakin' lame. The Last Dragon, too? That's just wrong.

If Samuel L Jackson as Sho'nuff is wrong, I don't want to be right. :laugh:
 
..it's all the dope and drugs rampant in the movie industry. No imagination or originality. It's easier to drag out batman,the hulk, or another terminator flick rather then take a chance. And it works. They make enough revenue to keep them in new cars,big screen TV's and plenty of dope.
 
Honestly, the last thing we need is yet another classic movie completely butchered by horribly obvious special effects and unrealistic feats of acrobatics/combat.

I think the best thing about older movies is it was so easy to immerse yourself in them because you never had to stop and question the plausibility of something. When he got his ass beat by the guy with glass wrapped knuckles and came around for a win you felt the excitement all the way through, and he didn't have to magically manipulate air to blow fire into the other guys face from 30 feet away or leap 15 feet into the air and land on a post/rope/pike/insertrandomsmallunabletosupportweightanywayobject with one foot effortlessly.

I miss movies that had real suspense and real action. Real problems and real solutions. The scene where the banzai tree was saved from the cliff would simply be destroyed by any modern movie because they would throw in some retarded physics or acrobatics or inhuman strength.

I miss days when movies weren't exaggerated versions of reality and still had storylines that made you feel enjoyment in the film.
 
Originally posted by: Imp
Is this the one about some whiny kids who get good at karate... or am I thinking of the Three Ninjas, which I couldn't stand.

The original Three Ninjas movie is awesome.

The 3 idiots that are sent to get the kids make the movie.
 
i LOVE the original Karate Kid. In fact, I watched it last night for free on hulu.com Brings back memories... I am looking forward to this remake. hopefully it will allow this generation a sense of notalgia 20 yrs later...the way the original does for me
 
Is it wrong to wish that Will Smith's kid will die or be horribly maimed in an accident on set?








Originally posted by: meltdown75
Originally posted by: CPA
Originally posted by: meltdown75
it wouldn't annoy me if it wasn't being used to shoot Will Smith's brat to fame.

Oh, so this is basically the Politically Correct remake of The Karate Kid.
oh, Daniel-son wasn't a minority? or not enough of a minority...

To be fair, everyone hates italians.
 
no no no no no no... this is NOT happening...

i will boycott this movie and everything related with it. KK is my alltime fav movie.. no macchio and morita, no karate kid

fuck you will smith and hollywood
 
Originally posted by: rrahman1
i LOVE the original Karate Kid. In fact, I watched it last night for free on hulu.com Brings back memories... I am looking forward to this remake. hopefully it will allow this generation a sense of notalgia 20 yrs later...the way the original does for me

*tap tap* *shake* *changes batteries* *tap tap*

Sarcasm meter isn't registering anything.
 
The Karate Kid was like Rocky for teenagers.

Of course, I WAS a teenager when KK came out and I liked it.

Why call it a remake? Just make a new movie with a different title already. We all know that it will have very little resemblance to the original and therefore suck donkey balls.

I still prefer Karate Kid II 'cuz the Japanese chick was hot. 😉
 
Ha, I guessed that this movie would get a remake a year or so ago.

It's been on tv quite a bit over the last several months. One channel played the first two movies back-to-back over the weekend. I don't know if they played the other two or not.
 
Originally posted by: Quiksilver
Don't make me dig up the news from a few months ago of a live action Cowboy Bebop movie with Keeanu Reeves supposedly playing Spike.

I usually like live action Japanese animes as long as the Japanese make them.... I'm anxiously awaiting the live action version of Detroit Metal City to "appear," but America has a natural talent of butchering most foreign things 😛.

Originally posted by: tk149
I still prefer Karate Kid II 'cuz the Japanese chick was hot. 😉

*Looks at a picture of Miyagi's rival chopping a log*

"Hey, Mr. Miyagi... can you do that!?"
"Don't know... never fought tree before."

:laugh:
 
Originally posted by: Aikouka

*Looks at a picture of Miyagi's rival chopping a log*

"Hey, Mr. Miyagi... can you do that!?"
"Don't know... never fought tree before."

:laugh:
if you're gonna quote the holy trilogy, i expect you to do it correct...

its
"don't know, never been attacked by tree" 🙂
 
Originally posted by: Quiksilver
Originally posted by: Tremulant
Originally posted by: dNor
Can't be worse than any of the 9,001 video game movies. They're making a The Sims movie for god's sake.

how the fuck will the sims movie work?

Like This

So in effect, through the game, they are able to control their world. It's wish fulfillment, and obviously it turns against them.

I don't think 'obviously' is a word a producer should use to describe the turn of events in his upcoming movie.
 
Originally posted by: KB
How good that movie is all depends on who will play Mr Miyagee.


Mr. Miyagee will be played by Samuel L Jackson.

Ralph Machio will be the head of the Kobra Kai karate school.
 
Originally posted by: dr150
Originally posted by: KB
How good that movie is all depends on who will play Mr Miyagee.


Mr. Miyagee will be played by Samuel L Jackson.

Ralph Machio will be the head of the Kobra Kai karate school.


there is only 1 Mr Miyagee... without him... this movie = EPIC FAIL!!!
 
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