beat up by a mob

[Printer Bandit]

i had this idea for whenever i'm in a situation where it looks like i might get beat up by a mob of people.

1)pretend i'm mentally challenged and make uncontrollable body movements and gestures.
2)this will work because no one beats up mentally challenged people.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

can you stop posting this sh1t please?

 

[JakwoW]

I probaly would beat up a "mentally challenged individual". . . if he deserved it . . .

 

[Capt Caveman]

0

 

[MrDudeMan]

This thread definitely doesn't deliver.

If you started hitting yourself, maybe that would confuse them. I don't think anything would really work, though. If people want to beat you up for no reason, they will.

 

[FoBoT]

just crap yourself

 

[So]

Smoke bomb...

Or use a carefully hidden laser pointer to claim you have a friend sniping from a window...

 

[Fern]

WTF! Bwuhahhahah LOLz :laugh:

Shouldn't take much "pretending" on your part.

Fern

 

[Ns1]

alternatively you could /yourself and save them the trouble

 

[SilthDraeth]

This is a dumb post. People do beat up mentally challenged people. Why do you think mentally challenged people always have sane people protecting them?

 

[Engraver]

I doubt it would even take one person to beat the crap out of you, let alone a mob.

 

[Daishiki]

So... were you that guy who left his dog in the car?

 

[GenHoth]

0/10

 

[Tiamat]

This thread sucks

 

[mrCide]

This thread delivers!






I felt like being different.

 

[Injury]

From the quality of this post... it does not sound like there would be any pretending involved.

 

[pstylesss]

Some peoples posts should go into review before allowed to be seen by the public...

 

[yllus]

Generally speaking, the best route to take is to act absolutely insane. Slobbering, extremely violent, snapping your teeth like you're dying to bite into someone. Nobody wants to go near a crazy dude.

 

[Fulcrum]

:thumbsdown:

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: Printer Bandit
2)this will work because no one beats up mentally challenged people.

I would.

 

[Phokus]

I think you underestimate the stupidity/craziness of mobs.

 

[TallBill]

OP is obviously mentally retarded so should have no worries.

 

[axelfox]

I remember something like this on The Fresh Prince of Bel Air

 

[Henrythewound]

Didn't work for Bruce Willis in Die Hard 3, Samuel L Jackson had to save his white ass.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: Printer Bandit
i had this idea for whenever i'm in a situation where it looks like i might get beat up by a mob of people.

1)pretend i'm mentally challenged and make uncontrollable body movements and gestures.
2)this will work because no one beats up mentally challenged people.

You'd actually have to pretend?