Bear attack.

[Zrom999]

I heard playing dead is the best way to survive a bear attack, however if the bear plans on eating you I don't think this is going to help. Anyone know of a better way, besides using a shotgun?

 

[conjur]

Just run faster than anyone else with you.

 

[Anubis]

climb up a really big tree with lots of branches

 

[CrazyPerson]

why dont you just attack the bear :beer:

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: CrazyPerson
why dont you just attack the bear :beer:

That explains your name.

 

[Zrom999]

Originally posted by: CrazyPerson
why dont you just attack the bear :beer:

Actually, I heard if you rush a bear they will turn and run.

 

[iamme]

i heard that you can jump up and down growling and screaming as loud as you can, without looking at the bear directly. i think this is supposed to intimidate him and he may leave you alone. if that doesn't work, you're supposed to play dead.

i'm not a nature/hiking/wildlife expert, so i could be completly wrong 🙂

 

[Yossarian]

how to survive a bear attack

how to use google

 

[CrazyPerson]

Originally posted by: iamme
i heard that you can jump up and down growling and screaming as loud as you can, without looking at the bear directly. i think this is supposed to intimidate him and he may leave you alone. if that doesn't work, you're supposed to play dead.

i'm not a nature/hiking/wildlife expert, so i could be completly wrong 🙂

Scream like a girl might help...

:beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: CrazyPerson

Originally posted by: iamme
i heard that you can jump up and down growling and screaming as loud as you can, without looking at the bear directly. i think this is supposed to intimidate him and he may leave you alone. if that doesn't work, you're supposed to play dead.

i'm not a nature/hiking/wildlife expert, so i could be completly wrong 🙂

Scream like a girl might help...

:beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:

That only works on spiders!

 

[iamme]

Many tourists think they look cute and like to get close enough to take a picture. Do not be stupid!

best quote 🙂

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: Zrom999
I heard playing dead is the best way to survive a bear attack, however if the bear plans on eating you I don't think this is going to help. Anyone know of a better way, besides using a shotgun?

It depends on the kind of bear.

 

[m2kewl]

my friend said to carry some flashbang granedes. not only will you scary the shiz out of the bear, you might also burn down his wilderness home. 😀

 

[OulOat]

Originally posted by: m2kewl
my friend said to carry some flashbang granedes. not only will you scary the shiz out of the bear, you might also burn down his wilderness home. 😀

Fire in the hole!

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: conjur
Just run faster than anyone else with you.

 

[HappyPuppy]

If a bear wants to eat you, it is going to eat you. End of story.

Bears are very good tree climbers.

If you have to run, run downhill. Bears' front legs are shorter than the rear legs and they can't run as fast downhill.

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

Running will just trigger the bear's attack reflex, causing him to catch you, swipe you with his 3 inch claws, biting you flank or head and vigorously shaking your bleeding body.

Btw, bears can run 30 mph.