Be part of my bro's project...

[Yzzim]

LOL...some of those are pretty good.

Too bad my bro would get suspended if he put some of these in his project...

 

[cleek]

Barbed Wire - Its not just for Communists any more

 

[purplehayes]

"O-So-Sharp Barbed Wire - in use around America's finest prisons since 1823!"

PH

 

[purplehayes]

O-So-Sharp Barbed Wire - Don't your livestock deserve the very best?

PH

 

[hevnsnt]

I am sorry, it had to come out..
"Barbed Wire: All your livestock are belong to us."

Really, very, very sorry.

 

[jjones]

barbed wire - the other dental floss.

 

[lo5750ul]

"Barbed wire's not just for misdemeanors, it's for life!"

"I've never gotten so many pricks in all my life!", Joleen Adams

"If it doesn't cause grievous bodily harm, we'll refund DOUBLE the price, guaranteed."

 

[purplehayes]

" O-So-Sharp Barbed Wire - More scratches than a cat fight, GAURANTEED!"

PH

 

[purplehayes]

Barbed wire - not just a tatoo for metal heads anymore.

PH

 

[markjrubin]

<< "Our barb wire was on top of Jesus's head." >>



That's funny. Wrong, but funny nonetheless.

Mark

 

[vi edit]

Heckles and Rye Barbed Wire: Prison tested, Farmer approved.

Testemonials:

Jim Durnam, Farmer: "(pointing to 1500 pound Bull) Old Red Eye over there is the orneryiest sunsabuck I've ever had graze the pasture. I bought my Heckles and Rye Barbed wire under the promise that it would keep even the meanest bulls in their place. Even old Red Eye hasn't been able to get through it. Oh he's tried, he's got the scars to prove it too. Hell, I'd trust Heckles and Rye to protect my daughter Susie from all the young jocks that's been trying to court her."

David Johansen, Prison Warden: "We've had our Heckles and Rye barbed wire in place now for 3 years. It's been rust free and escape free since day the day it was strung. The last stuff we had rusted out to quick and wasn't able to hold back a motivated convict with a taste for freedom. Our Heckles and Rye has done a much better job. The last inmate that tried to get through got hung up about halfway over the fence. Took three gaurds, and three sets of bolt cutter to get him out. I'd bet money on it that man doesn't try that again."

 

[PG]

"Dude, you're getting barb wire."


I don't know why, but that one kills me.

 

[geno]

"Barbed wire - it's not just a parenting tool any more!"

 

[geno]

Or you could hire Steve from the Dell commercials:
"Hi Ms. Smith - are we shopping for barbed wire?"
"If we could get some help..."
"Well how about Yzzim's Brother's Brand Barbed Wire? It's America's #1 Barbed Wire"
"That sounds great"
"She's intrigued...excellant"

 

[Beau]

"Barbed Wire - This is one thing you don't want to have shoved up your @$$"

Testimonials:
"It's so sharp, it nearly tore me from anus to antlers" - some poor four legged thing...

I Dunno man...