Be part of my bro's project...

[Yzzim]

My brother has a project where he has to make up an advertisement for school to sell Barbed Wire. Why Barbed Wire I have no idea. He's got most of the other part of the project done except this and he's stumped. Here's what he needs yet:

- A catchy slogan about Barbed Wire
- Some testimonials from satisfied customer
- a gaurentee

Since some of you people are pretty witty I thought this would be a good place to come for help.

Thanks

 

[GodBlessTheUSA]

"You'll never tire of our Barbed wire"

 

[notfred]

hmm... a catchy slogan. "Barbed wire is suck."

testimonial: When I was about 10-12, there was a big field near my house. We never knew who owned it, but we wanted to go play in it anyway (there was a creek and stuff). however, the whole parcel was surrounded by a barbed wire fence. It took us a good 10 seconds each to climb over that fence, and none of us got cut, ever. Once my brother tore his pants though.

Guarantee: I guarantee that barbed wire does NOT keep people out of your property. Not even 12 year olds. maybe you should try razor wire.

 

[pulse8]

testimonial:

"When I was little and had no sense I took a wizz on an electric fence. It hurt so bad it shocked my balls, then I took a crap in my overalls."

Billy Joe - Age 30

 

[johnjohn320]

"Our barbed wire is at a higher...." er...um...level....

 

[b0mbrman]

"I'm Ana Kornukova and I've got boobs. Buy barbed wire."
-- Said by Mr. T

 

[Yzzim]

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......:frown:

 

[TripleJ]

"For an ass of fire,
Wipe with barbed wire!"

Dunno where that fits in, but I just thought of it, and, ya know...whatever.

 

[pulse8]

Slogan:

Buy <name> barbed wire for the biggest pricks in the business!

 

[johnjohn320]

HAHAHA TripleJ.

OK, um...

"When your need to confine is dire, it's time to buy some Barbed Wire!"
hehe

 

[chiwawa626]

"Chewbaka is a wookie!, and that concludes to oh yeah and buy barb wire"

anyone remember the epsiode of southpark where the wookie defense was used..lol!

 

[b0mbrman]

I think we all like wookies...

 

[b0mbrman]

Your guarantee will be as such: "If someone breaks into your house and has relations with your cat, we'll *BUY* your cat!"

 

[DAM]

Fire Fire, I desire, where the fvck is your Barb Wire?



dam(kinda poetic)

 

[DAM]

or how about "dont be a prick, buy Barb Wire"




dam()

 

[chiwawa626]

"barb wire, use protection."
eheh

 

[joohang]

Say something about Pamela Anderson.

 

[chiwawa626]

"Barb wire, we wipe our buts with it so you wont have to "

Barbwire, been using it for over 20 years, thats what keeps me and my gay friends safe in our humble cave
-Bin ladden

 

[DuffmanOhYeah]

Barb wire- it ain't just for ass wipin and hillbilly tooth floss anymore!

 

[brxndxn]

"Barbed wire, always keep some handy!"

"Dude, you're getting barb wire."

"Our barb wire was on top of Jesus's head."

 

[DuffmanOhYeah]

We guarantee you'll get tetanus from our barbed wire, or well overnight you some rusty needles

 

[DuffmanOhYeah]

"Yep, that barbed wire tore Bessy up good. Was three days afore we found her. Had to put her down. Poor thing"

 

[Bomberboy]

"Barbed Wire: Almost pr0n"

 

[DuffmanOhYeah]

You don't like our barbed wire? Go shove it up your @ss

 

[DuffmanOhYeah]

WIth our barbed wire, you too can be a paranoid gun-toting psycho!