Bathroom Stall Etiquette.

[bleeb]

If you took that handicap stall, you are a jackass.

 

[nageov3t]

let the handicap guy go first, and hold it in so that you can use the stall right after him.

 

[OulOat]

Originally posted by: thomsbrain
handicap stall. in this world, you either sh!t or be sh!t on. one of you is gonna have to blows chunks in their pants, and it ain't gonna be me.

So you are the type of person to sit on your ass pretending not to see the frail old lady being tossed around on the bus...

 

[Honkus]

I once used a handicapped stall. When I came out, a guy in a wheelchair was waiting impatiently. He asked, "Are you handicapped?"

I said, "Not now, but I was before I went in there."

 

[Encryptic]

Just use the dirty stall. You're going to have to wipe your ass off anyway. If I'm about to drop a load in my pants, I'm not going to be too choosy about the facilities.

 

[lancestorm]

Originally posted by: shimsham
put the hc guy on the seat. spread his knees as wide as they will go. the sit, facing him, on the opposite side of the seat, your legs draped over his, staring into each others twisted pained faces.

LMAO off at work. LOL. THat was awesome!!!

 

[Izzo]

Originally posted by: OulOat

Originally posted by: thomsbrain
handicap stall. in this world, you either sh!t or be sh!t on. one of you is gonna have to blows chunks in their pants, and it ain't gonna be me.

So you are the type of person to sit on your ass pretending not to see the frail old lady being tossed around on the bus...

Those two situations are not the same. Standing up on a bus in order to allow an eldery or handicapped person sit is a minor inconvenience. Putting your heatlh at risk by using a dirty/poo filled stall and toilet while the handicapped one is clean is completely unnecessary.

I'm all for taking one for the team and will gladly offer my chair to anyone who needs it. But sitting in sh|t is not taking one for the team.

 

[brtspears2]

First come, first serve. Besides no one would use the first stall anyways, since its covered in sh!t.