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Bathroom reading material?

Just close your eyes and do some thinking.

I know someone, personally, who enjoys spending half an hour to an hour on the shitter for "fun" reading newspapers. Oh, and he drinks tea in there too.
 
Imp said:
Just close your eyes and do some thinking.

I know someone, personally, who enjoys spending half an hour to an hour on the shitter for "fun" reading newspapers. Oh, and he drinks tea in there too.
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This is the kind of thing that I don't understand. Does he not flush as well, marinating in the stench for the entire duration?
 
tcG said:
This is the kind of thing that I don't understand. Does he not flush as well, marinating in the stench for the entire duration?
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He usually keeps the door open. He's the "no shame" type of person. When he is told to close the god damn door, he does not flush. Probably can't smell it, himself, after a while. Not that he would care considering how badly his feet stink.
 
Had a friend whose bathroom wallpaper was all Peanuts comic strips. Pretty neat, but I told him if he had gone with Calvin & Hobbes it would actually be fun to read.
 
I always wondered why it takes people so long. So long that you can actually read something? Need to work on your diet.
 
I don't read in there much, I have a magazine rack with a combination of Popular Mechanics magazines and Midwest Brewing Supplies catalogs.
 
Smartphone/tablet. I would read Family Handyman in there but my sub ran out. So now I'm back to my smartphone. I usually have the USA today app open in there. Speaking of, I gtg now....
 
TwiceOver said:
I always wondered why it takes people so long. So long that you can actually read something? Need to work on your diet.
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Diet and poo time has nothing to do with it. When you're married with kids you'll come to appreciate that alone time sitting on the throne.
 
I usually have a couple of smokes in the morning while taking a dump. I bring one of six smartphones and check work email and test the network connection to work so I know beforehand if its gonna be a shitty (pun) day. Then I bejewel. 20 mins or so.
 
TwiceOver said:
I always wondered why it takes people so long. So long that you can actually read something? Need to work on your diet.
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Or the person just eats a lot. I don't really have unusually long pooping sessions considering I eat 5x as much food as mostly everyone else daily. I eat manly sized portions and thusly take manly sized shits.
 
I found an old chemistry textbook of mine and am teaching myself organic chemistry in 5 minute slices.

Multitasking FTW 😀
 
I want in and out of there as fast as possible.

You guys that chill out in there are kinda sick.. seriously think about it.
 
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