I'm with Eug. Eat more fruit 'n' veg for jiminey's sake.
And nickburns, nice idea: profit on every turd. Ploop... chaching!
But really, you guys have it all backwards, you don't need to take the PC to the bathroom, you need to take the bathroom to the PC. Yes, that's right, "Depends PC" adult diapers for the computer nerd who can't be bothered with getting up to relieve themselves.