Bath time!!

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TwoFace

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I'm always willing to scrub the gracious and lovely AT ladies on the back... just gimme a call hzl and/or GF ;)

oh and I've got grapes too :cool:

Two-Face
 

Yeeny

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I love how giving some of you men can be, offering yourselves up for the good of us womenfolk. And Mday, a hose in the front yard? Damn... :p

TwoFace: You charmer, if you keep this up, I might have to take you up on that. ;)
 

hzl eyed grl

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<< Including the prevalence of myopia and imaginations, it would seem. >>


LOL!

MMmm Yummy. I just love grapes. Just make sure that they're the sweet, seedless red grapes and you've got a deal. ;) When can I expect you to be here?

Nick... I'll have you know that I've taken many baths/showers since then. :p I just didn't post each and every one. Should I start letting everyone know when I've bathed from now on? ;) Heehee

 

TwoFace

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Heh, I'm about to take a bath so it's time to come back here and tell you all about it ;) It's gonna be steamin' HOT, no candles tho' since I don't have any (shame on me!) :eek: First bath in a while too... just this thread reminded me how nice a good bath can be ... so I'm off for one in a little while ;)

hzl, all my grapes are seedless, can't guarantee they'll only be red tho' but I'll make sure at least 50% are just for you ;)

GF, best reason to come to OT is so I can enjoy the charms you ladies share so willingly here, but oh so sparingly in the other forums :( So I do as they say: If the ladies won't come to you, take yourself to the ladies :) btw, I've got some time tomorrow to go shopping... what candles are your favourites? Don't want to let you down by coming with the wrong scent or anything you know :)

With hot steaming water and lotsa bubbles, your

Two-Face

/edit when will I ever learn howto speeeeeel?!? :eek: edit/
 

hzl eyed grl

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Go TwoFace. Go TwoFace. Get your bath on. Get your bath on.

Candle scents.... I LOVE vanilla....mulberry....honeysuckle...Just a lots of different kinds.

Nice to see how inspirational my thread has gotten. ;)
 

hzl eyed grl

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So, Mr. TwoFace.... You gotta be finished with your bath by now. Otherwise you'll look like a shriveled prune. :Q Heehee
Wasn't it fabulous? You feel pretty good after a nice, hot soak in the tub. :D
 

TwoFace

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AHHHHHHHHH nothing like a hot bath!! :cool:

Too bad I couldn't rub any of you lovely ladies' backs... or you rub mine... always feels great with a backrub after a bath ;)

Did I mention the grapes were fabulous? NO seeds and plenty of red ones too :)

Next time I'll even have candles, only thing that will be missing then is the glorious presence of the TA ladies ;)

Your master of baths and forever willing servant

Two-Face
 

hzl eyed grl

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Master of baths AND a willing servant? Geez a woman could get used to this. Do you also do massages...or housecleaning? :eek: Okay...I'll settle for the massage. ;)
 

TwoFace

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Alas, the housecleaning is my weakpoint (what else is new in a guy huh?;))

Massages is another story tho' now THAT I know how to do ;) Got lots of practice while I lived in another town ... for some reason one guy there picked me as his permanent massage guy, and then suddenly everyone else wanted me to massage them too :eek: Oh well at least I know how to give a woman what she really needs after a hot bath now ;)

With strong fingers and excellent technique I'm your willing masseur

Two-Face
 

hzl eyed grl

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TF....That sounds maaahhhveeelous dahling. ;)

Mday, Um...what kind of hose? :eek: Heehee
 

konichiwa

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<< Should I start letting everyone know when I've bathed from now on? >>

Not unless we've been invited...*cue 70's porn music*
 

hzl eyed grl

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Oh chad..... You really know how to seduce the ladies. *Hand on forehead and swoons* ;)
 

hzl eyed grl

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Sorry to reply in this again. Geez...I say farewell and then keep looking at the forums instead of going to sleep. I think it's time for another one of my relaxing baths. Ahhhhh.... LOL But, I think that if I take one now, I'd prolly fall asleep in the tub. And that is a very bad idea. ;)
 

hzl eyed grl

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Ahhhhhhhhh Didn't get to soak in the tub, but I did get to take a nice, hot shower. That always helps to make ya feel better.

*Disclaimer* No, this wasn't the first bath/shower after my last post. :Q lol
 

Azraele

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I had the opportunity to spend the weekend in a hotel room with a hot tub once. Ohh heaven! LOL, I learned one lesson though. Hot tubs with the jets on and bubble bath can be very messy I almost drowned in bubbles. :D
 

DannyLove

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