Bat Mitvah?? help

[7window]

First time to attend such an event. Don't have any idea what kind of present to get for an 13 yo. who is celebrating. Any suggestions?

 

[MotF Bane]

Gift card to a store, iTunes, something like that?

 

[BoomerD]

Pork. It's always appreciated.

If you're uncomfortable giving meat...then find a nice gift made of pigskin.

 

[Newbian]

The part of her jewish boyfriends penis that was cut off.

 

[MotF Bane]

The part of his penis that was cut off.

Bat, not Bar.

 

[Newbian]

Bat, not Bar.

Fixed it for you.

Maybe a bear doll. 😛

 

[brianmanahan]

 

[EvilYoda]

The usual...some form of invested money that she can spend on coke when she hits 18.

 

[FoBoT]

dude, its on wikipedia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bar_and_Bat_Mitzvah#Bar.2FBat_Mitzvah_gifts
dude

 

[RocksteadyDotNet]

The usual...some form of invested money that she can spend on a nose job.

Fixed.

 

[nanette1985]

Especially note the part about a money gift amount being a multiple of 18 (re wikipedia). It's a nice gesture.

 

[MotionMan]

Especially note the part about a money gift amount being a multiple of 18 (re wikipedia). It's a nice gesture.

This.

A gift (or gift card) in the amount of $18, $36 or $54 (etc.) will make you look very thoughtful, especially given the fact that you are (I assume) not Jewish.

MotionMan (<---Jewish)

 

[MagickMan]

I do the gift card thing, itunes cards are always well loved.

 

[preCRT]

Especially note the part about a money gift amount being a multiple of 18 (re wikipedia). It's a nice gesture.

This.

A gift (or gift card) in the amount of $18, $36 or $54 (etc.) will make you look very thoughtful, especially given the fact that you are (I assume) not Jewish.

MotionMan (<---Jewish)

What they said &#8593;

Also some kids now request that instead of gifts, guests may choose to donate to a specific charity the kid is associated with, as part of their tzedakah projects in prep for their bat/bar mitzvah. The $18 rule would apply there as well, makes it more special.

 

[MiniDoom]

hookers and blow

 

[zokudu]

hookers and blow

In multiples of 18.

 

[Raizinman]

Remembering back, I received:
Nice Watch
Checks
Gift cards
Saving Bonds
and of course, hookers and blow.

 

[7window]

This.

A gift (or gift card) in the amount of $18, $36 or $54 (etc.) will make you look very thoughtful, especially given the fact that you are (I assume) not Jewish.

MotionMan (<---Jewish)

"Especially note the part about a money gift amount being a multiple of 18 (re wikipedia). It's a nice gesture"

awesom thanks!!

 

[7window]

I do the gift card thing, itunes cards are always well loved.

really? I have itunes card laying round.

 

[dainthomas]

Gift card for an HPV vaccination.

 

[BoomerD]

Itunes card is nice gift. I have searched and found Yaldah magazine as one of the appropriate bat mitzvah gifts as it is totally Jewish themed and girl oriented. Special Jewish girls will definitely love it.

Oh noes...a Jewish spammer...nuke them to Hell...then fix them some nice ham sammiches.

 

[zanejohnson]

she's a girl.. so.. 18 dongs?

 

[T_Yamamoto]

she's a girl.. so.. 18 dongs?

No no. It has to has 13 in it

 

[MotionMan]

No no. It has to has 13 in it

No, 18, actually.

🙄

MotionMan

 

[ThePresence]

Bat Mitzvah is at 12, Bar Mitzvah is at 13.