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Bastard keyed my car tonight.... I got his License plate

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you should've seen that coming... argue with him, win the argument, watch him pull away, then you do the same.
 
Well...you can always kill him, but only if he does it to you first...or you could key his car with 'I know what you did fvcker'...imagine he is either going to have completely scrape it off ot leave it on for some time..i like option two better.
 
Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe
Originally posted by: Doboji
I love how people scold me, unaware of the fact that I really don't give a sh!t if you approved of my actions... as for the people who cheer me on I respect and like.... everyone else I just dismiss as mindless trolls.... but please by all means.... scold away... I'll just chuckle at you.

-Max
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:roll:

If you wish to be childish:

1. Get his address which has already been covered.

2. Use an unsecured network, go to the usps site and have his mail forwarded

3. Find his car
a. crimp the fuel lines in a few places
b. pour paint stripper on the car
c. shove a welding rod through the radiator to stop the fan or tear holes in it
d. potato in muffler
e. .......
.......

or do one of the proper things.
1 forget about it and fix it
2 go to his house tell him who you are and beat the sh!t out of him
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Thermite is very easy to make. A fist sized glob of that on his hood will burn a hole clear through his hood, engine block, oil pan, and right into the floor of the parking lot.
 
Originally posted by: bR
Originally posted by: Transition
One thing i'll never understand about people is their obsession with close parking spaces. Really, i mean how fvcking lazy are you? You've got two legs you fvcking morons, use them!
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I always park far... because I know the assholes always park close. 😉
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same here
and I hate space vultures that will wait 5 minutes for grandma to get the walker in the car and back out to keep from walking 100' all while blocking the lanes.
 
Originally posted by: silverpig
Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe
Originally posted by: Doboji
I love how people scold me, unaware of the fact that I really don't give a sh!t if you approved of my actions... as for the people who cheer me on I respect and like.... everyone else I just dismiss as mindless trolls.... but please by all means.... scold away... I'll just chuckle at you.

-Max
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:roll:

If you wish to be childish:

1. Get his address which has already been covered.

2. Use an unsecured network, go to the usps site and have his mail forwarded

3. Find his car
a. crimp the fuel lines in a few places
b. pour paint stripper on the car
c. shove a welding rod through the radiator to stop the fan or tear holes in it
d. potato in muffler
e. .......
.......

or do one of the proper things.
1 forget about it and fix it
2 go to his house tell him who you are and beat the sh!t out of him
Click to expand...

Thermite is very easy to make. A fist sized glob of that on his hood will burn a hole clear through his hood, engine block, oil pan, and right into the floor of the parking lot.
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Yeah, but he might never realize exactly what happened. He might think a meteor struck his truck. I like QuitBanningMe's suggestions, a shock and awe approach. That guy would walk out into his driveway one morning, and his vehicle would be totalled. Perhaps scratch "Revenge" on his door so he knows what it's all about.
 
Originally posted by: Nebor
Originally posted by: silverpig
Thermite is very easy to make. A fist sized glob of that on his hood will burn a hole clear through his hood, engine block, oil pan, and right into the floor of the parking lot.
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Yeah, but he might never realize exactly what happened. He might think a meteor struck his truck. I like QuitBanningMe's suggestions, a shock and awe approach. That guy would walk out into his driveway one morning, and his vehicle would be totalled. Perhaps scratch "Revenge" on his door so he knows what it's all about.
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'Course it would suck for him if the toyota guy decided to take down *his* plate
 
Originally posted by: Doboji
I love how people scold me, unaware of the fact that I really don't give a sh!t if you approved of my actions... as for the people who cheer me on I respect and like.... everyone else I just dismiss as mindless trolls.... but please by all means.... scold away... I'll just chuckle at you.

-Max
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I wouldn't call it scolding. More like 'sensible advice'.

Unless you wish to continue to try to be tough and end up dealing with stuff like this. Then by all means, go for it.

But sometimes you have to realize you're right, but still back down. We're not on the playground anymore.
 
Sugar in gas tank, banana in tailpipe. Street justice at its best! (not that I condone doing it or would do it... or have for that matter!)
 
Originally posted by: rhino56
dump a bucket of minnows on his windshield
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HA! That one made me laugh and spill coffee on my shirt. Thanks! Now I have a full day at work with a coffee spill on my white shirt!
 
How do you KNOW he did it?? Where is the proof???

If you know for sure........ go to your local Pep Boys and pick up an aerosol can of paint stripper.......

Find his car and write with the spray can "I love Michael Jackson"

By the time he comes out to his car in the morning, it will have that enscribed in his car, right down to bare metal 🙂

Just kidding, DO NOT really do this......... Suck it up nancy boy....
 
since you didn't see him do it you cant do anything legally unless there were cameras that caught him
go to the local dmv or whatever and get his info. then go over to his place and scratch the fsck out of his car twice as bad and puncture the tires for good measure. then bail cause he doesn't know your license number so youre good!
 
Originally posted by: bootymac
Get his info, find his car, spill brake fluid (or was it brake cleaner?) all over his car.

My job here is done
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Write "Spot stealer" on his hood with the brake fluid. 😛

 
Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe
Originally posted by: bR
Originally posted by: Transition
One thing i'll never understand about people is their obsession with close parking spaces. Really, i mean how fvcking lazy are you? You've got two legs you fvcking morons, use them!
Click to expand...

I always park far... because I know the assholes always park close. 😉
Click to expand...

same here
and I hate space vultures that will wait 5 minutes for grandma to get the walker in the car and back out to keep from walking 100' all while blocking the lanes.
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Sometimes it's not a matter of finding a CLOSE spot, but finding ANY spot. The people who sit there waiting for you to pull out annoy me too though, sometimes I just want to sit in my car and read a book before I pull out. 🙂
 
Originally posted by: KarenMarie
edit: this is a TRUE story...

someone pissed me off... wot go into that now.. but to get him back... here is what i did:

Took one gallon of white paint. Opened it. Placed a large piece of carboard over the top. Placed the can of paint on the roof of their car and slowly slid the cardboard out.
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I have lost any respect I might have once had for you.
 
Well as it stands now I'm torn... because on the one hand I want to kill him, and rape his children. But on the other hand I don't want to do anything that could get me into trouble and exacerbate the situation. I could go over his house, and yell at him and call him lots of ugly names, and hope he takes a swing at me. Or I could just let it all go...

Jury is still out... tracking down a license plate # to an address costs $40 I'm not sure it's worth it. More advice is welcome....

And to all you asshats who say I'm stupid for arguing over a space... I think you're right... it's best to let people walk all over you, and say nothing.

*sigh* I tell you one thing for damn certain... next time that happens... I will DEFINITLY key the living jesus out of the car that does this.

-Max
 
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