HomeBrewerDude
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- Jan 18, 2001
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Originally posted by: HomeBrewerDude
what state did you grow up in? just curious
Never mind that. Just figure out how to do it.
For more fun, use more beer while discussing it.
If you figure it out it does not mean you have to involve yourself in such activities.
Be able to identify dangerous vs. harmless snakes, and be manly enough to leave the latter alone. And the former as well if they aren't a threat to you or your family.
Ah, ok that changes things.. is ITB allowed?
Edit: well, assuming no risk of pregnancy or STDs, the third guy wouldn't need a raincoat if the first two used 'em.
Edit: well, assuming no risk of pregnancy or STDs, the third guy wouldn't need a raincoat if the first two used 'em.
Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle
Should I be worried if I figured it out right away?
LMAO!
just post it.
- Feb 8, 2001
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There is nothing manly about having sex shoulder to shoulder with a buddy. Figuring out how one guy can have sex with three women with one condom without getting them jealous is a manly activity...Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle
Should I be worried if I figured it out right away?
LMAO!
just post it.
Oooooh crap...
I appear to be very lacking in the basic man skills... they must have placed me in the advanced man skills class at an early age
Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
Originally posted by: HomeBrewerDude
what state did you grow up in? just curious
Never mind that. Just figure out how to do it.
For more fun, use more beer while discussing it.
If you figure it out it does not mean you have to involve yourself in such activities.
are you looking for an answer besides the first two use a condom and the 3rd doesnt?
edmundoab
Diamond Member
word series and super bowl? does that apply to american men?
know how to make own beer? ohh oo....
Know how to impress a women
Know how to present yourself / bring yourself up in public
This list is much more pertinent to "Basic Man Skills" I'll just add:
Chop wood (goes with building fire)
Setup a tent w/o directions
Provide woman with orgasim
silverpig
Lifer
- Jul 29, 2001
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Okay, I'm gonna do a quick summary of what I think are the good ones:
Know how to change a tire
Know how to undo a bra with 1 hand
Urinal ettiquette
Know some basic shop skills so you can build stuff
Know some basic home repair skills (drywall patching, changing a faucet, changing light switches)
Know how to build a fire (bonus points if you don't use any newspaper/starter/fluid... just wood and a match)
Know how to drive stick
Know how to jump start a car
Know how to grill/barbeque
Know how to perform oral on a lady
Know how to tie a tie
Know how to play poker
Some beer knowledge is probably a must too... either knowledge of your favourite beer, or how to open a bottle with something in arm's length... just one thing to do with beer.
Sports knowledge is a definite bonus. Not quite a necessity, but it's something most guys should know. There probably will be conversations in social settings where sports will come up and you'll probably want to get in on it to get noticed. Gotta know a little bit.
Oh, and another bonus is being able to kill your own food. Doesn't matter what it is, but if you can fish/hunt/whatever, kill your own food, clean it and cook it, then that's gotta count for something too.
I guess you could consider the last three things as substitutes in case you can't do something on the list.
Know how to change a tire
Know how to undo a bra with 1 hand
Urinal ettiquette
Know some basic shop skills so you can build stuff
Know some basic home repair skills (drywall patching, changing a faucet, changing light switches)
Know how to build a fire (bonus points if you don't use any newspaper/starter/fluid... just wood and a match)
Know how to drive stick
Know how to jump start a car
Know how to grill/barbeque
Know how to perform oral on a lady
Know how to tie a tie
Know how to play poker
Some beer knowledge is probably a must too... either knowledge of your favourite beer, or how to open a bottle with something in arm's length... just one thing to do with beer.
Sports knowledge is a definite bonus. Not quite a necessity, but it's something most guys should know. There probably will be conversations in social settings where sports will come up and you'll probably want to get in on it to get noticed. Gotta know a little bit.
Oh, and another bonus is being able to kill your own food. Doesn't matter what it is, but if you can fish/hunt/whatever, kill your own food, clean it and cook it, then that's gotta count for something too.
I guess you could consider the last three things as substitutes in case you can't do something on the list.
The funny thing is that most of the lists people have come up with are not 'basic man skills'. Infact I can picture a man who most would consider a 'good man' who most likely doesn't have a lot of these skills.
Here is a basic man skill:
Responsibility.
Here is a basic man skill:
Responsibility.
SP33Demon
Lifer
- Jun 22, 2001
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My list:
Know how to use a shotgun.
Hunt wild game, and be able to prepare it (skin/disembowel/filet a rabbit/bird/deer/fish)
Know how to box a man.
Be able to benchpress at least your own body weight.
Be able to pick your woman up.
Be able to run Adaware(or any spyware detector) and Antivirus (it makes you look like a genious too)
Know how to fix/plunge the toilet, sink, or any type of drain.
Be able to name at least 2 expensive cigars and/or Scotch/Whiskey
Know what duct tape is and use it effectively
Know how to take responsibility for your actions
Be able to swim(yes city people, this applies to you), never know when you'll need it
Drive a stick
Perform the Heimlick manuever (sp?), and know how and when to use a tourniquet
Know what colors positive and negative are on a car battery
Know how to check tranny fluid
Know how to change your spark plugs (if you own a car that can only be serviced by dealership, you're off the hook)
Know how to check tire pressure
Know how to read a map/legend correctly, and fold it back to normal
How to change a lawnmower blade
Know how the jack on your car works, if it came with it (goes along line of changing tire)
Know how to tell time by just looking at the sun
Know how to tie a fisherman's knot
Know how to password a computer through its BIOS, or even what the BIOS in a computer is (good for blackmailing)
Know how to grill/cook chicken, steak, and fish and/or pork
Know who Ron Jeremy, Ahnold, Clint Eastwood, and John Wayne are
Know how to balance a checkbook, and invest money wisely
Always pay for the woman unless she offers
Know how to use a shotgun.
Hunt wild game, and be able to prepare it (skin/disembowel/filet a rabbit/bird/deer/fish)
Know how to box a man.
Be able to benchpress at least your own body weight.
Be able to pick your woman up.
Be able to run Adaware(or any spyware detector) and Antivirus (it makes you look like a genious too)
Know how to fix/plunge the toilet, sink, or any type of drain.
Be able to name at least 2 expensive cigars and/or Scotch/Whiskey
Know what duct tape is and use it effectively
Know how to take responsibility for your actions
Be able to swim(yes city people, this applies to you), never know when you'll need it
Drive a stick
Perform the Heimlick manuever (sp?), and know how and when to use a tourniquet
Know what colors positive and negative are on a car battery
Know how to check tranny fluid
Know how to change your spark plugs (if you own a car that can only be serviced by dealership, you're off the hook)
Know how to check tire pressure
Know how to read a map/legend correctly, and fold it back to normal
How to change a lawnmower blade
Know how the jack on your car works, if it came with it (goes along line of changing tire)
Know how to tell time by just looking at the sun
Know how to tie a fisherman's knot
Know how to password a computer through its BIOS, or even what the BIOS in a computer is (good for blackmailing)
Know how to grill/cook chicken, steak, and fish and/or pork
Know who Ron Jeremy, Ahnold, Clint Eastwood, and John Wayne are
Know how to balance a checkbook, and invest money wisely
Always pay for the woman unless she offers
Know how to get the flashing 12:00 off of your VCR and have it show the correct time.
Doing this without the manual, gives bonus points.
Doing this without the manual, gives bonus points.
1) Change tires, oil, tune-up, timing belt, jump start car
2) Know how to diagnose your own car problems
3) Know how to manage your stinkin' money
4) How to seduce a woman without using any money
4a) Be able to tell what they like the most during intercourse
4b) Be good enough to make them want you again
5) How to take another man down in less than five hits
6) Sports are a plus, but not required
7) Hold up a conversation about Tities, Beer, and Muscle cars with ease
8) Know how to build a deck or new room to the house
9) Not be afraid to get messy
10) Know how to use a wide variety of tools
That's all I can think of right now...I'm too lazy to look through what others have posted and add onto my list
2) Know how to diagnose your own car problems
3) Know how to manage your stinkin' money
4) How to seduce a woman without using any money
4a) Be able to tell what they like the most during intercourse
4b) Be good enough to make them want you again
5) How to take another man down in less than five hits
6) Sports are a plus, but not required
7) Hold up a conversation about Tities, Beer, and Muscle cars with ease
8) Know how to build a deck or new room to the house
9) Not be afraid to get messy
10) Know how to use a wide variety of tools
That's all I can think of right now...I'm too lazy to look through what others have posted and add onto my list
Know how to cut his own hair (hair on your head, not down there, you pervert)
Know how to eat/live healthy
Know how to eat/live healthy
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