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edited. for lack of real sounding animal sounds
<Alvin> so there are four guys in one prison cell. One is a zoophile, one is a sadist, then there's a necrophile and an extremesports athelete.
<Alvin> the zoophile says: ahh, if I had a cat here, I'd f*ck it till I pass out.
<Alvin> the sadist says: ahh, after that I'd torture it until it's dead
<Alvin> the necrophile: wow, after that I'D f*ck it till I pass out
<Alvin> the extremesports guy is sitting in a far corner and very quietly says: meow
edited. for lack of real sounding animal sounds