bartolo colon is a big fat piece of crap

ElFenix

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can the guy finish two innings without his obesity getting in the way?
 

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He's been great just about all year. Only the last few starts he's been gimpy.
 

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and now he's out of the game. :(

I hope the Yanks don't win as a result of this.
 

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I find it amazing how someone could earn millions, have the best training options available and instead of getting in shape he just stays looking like the damn stay puft marshmallow man.. Damn Colon..


This same crap happened to David Wells a couple of years ago right?? Bending down and pow...back gives out.
 

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Originally posted by: raystorm
I find it amazing how someone could earn millions, have the best training options available and instead of getting in shape he just stays looking like the damn stay puft marshmallow man.. Damn Colon..


This same crap happened to David Wells a couple of years ago right?? Bending down and pow...back gives out.

david wells not only was fat and lazy but also drunk all the time, and he pitched a perfect game!
 

raystorm

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Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: raystorm
I find it amazing how someone could earn millions, have the best training options available and instead of getting in shape he just stays looking like the damn stay puft marshmallow man.. Damn Colon..


This same crap happened to David Wells a couple of years ago right?? Bending down and pow...back gives out.

david wells not only was fat and lazy but also drunk all the time, and he pitched a perfect game!



I also find that amazing.. mega skillz
 

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Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
WTF happened?? Why is he out in just an inning???

Because he's god damn out of shape and his back gave out. I like how he didn't tell his manager of his condition before the game started and just looked away when Scioscia went to the mound. Too bad Lackey pitched yesterday. Looks like the Yanks have a huge advantage now.
 

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Originally posted by: raystorm
Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
WTF happened?? Why is he out in just an inning???

Because he's god damn out of shape and his back gave out. I like how he didn't tell his manager of his condition before the game started and just looked away when Scioscia went to the mound. Too bad Lackey pitched yesterday. Looks like the Yanks have a huge advantage now.

well, since one of the reasons he left NY for LA so early was to make sure he could see his own chiropractor, I'm gonna assume that they knew about his back ahead of time.
 

raystorm

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Originally posted by: casvolsmu
Originally posted by: raystorm
Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
WTF happened?? Why is he out in just an inning???

Because he's god damn out of shape and his back gave out. I like how he didn't tell his manager of his condition before the game started and just looked away when Scioscia went to the mound. Too bad Lackey pitched yesterday. Looks like the Yanks have a huge advantage now.

well, since one of the reasons he left NY for LA so early was to make sure he could see his own chiropractor, I'm gonna assume that they knew about his back ahead of time.


ah...didn't know that. Guess the Angels had no choice in the matter.


..ugh.. the Yanks just scored. This is gonna be bad for the Angels.
 

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If this team gets any luckier then one of them will win the lottery tomorrow, probably Steinbrenner..
 

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Crosby and Sheffield didn't see each other and for sure didn't hear each other with all those fans banging their thunderstix.
 

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YES! The Moose imploding in the 3rd, 4-2 Angels now, men at corners with an out.. Unit is warming up already.