Bar Jokes

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: dighn
http://www.funny2.com/bar.htm

I don't get this one:

A termite walks into a barroom and asks, "Where's the bartender?"

 

[DaTT]

A Preist, a Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender walks over and says, "What is this, a fvckin' joke?"

 

[Jhill]

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: dighn
http://www.funny2.com/bar.htm

I don't get this one:

A termite walks into a barroom and asks, "Where's the bartender?"

bar-tender, so he can make the bar more tender so he can eat it.

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: Jhill

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: dighn
http://www.funny2.com/bar.htm

I don't get this one:

A termite walks into a barroom and asks, "Where's the bartender?"

bar-tender, so he can make the bar more tender so he can eat it.

wow...that's really reaching

 

[DeMeo]

A priest and a rabbi are in a high speed accident. They both get of their cars which are nothing more than a mangled pile of steel. Neither of them has so much as a scratch.
The priest says ?My God! Look at this! We have been spared by our lord.?

The Rabbi says ?Yes, the good lord has saved us both.? He then picks up a bottle of Manischewitz which was also spared from damage in his car. He opens it and hands it to the priest ?We must drink to God, for he has crossed religious lines and spared us both.?
The priest takes a slug and hand it back the Rabbi. The Rabbi pushes back and says ?No, no.. have another, take a big drink, for this is a miracle we are celebrating.?
The priest takes an even bigger slug and hands it back to the rabbi.
The Rabbi puts the cap back on the bottle and puts it down.

The priest says ?aren?t you going to have drink????
The rabbi replies, ?I think I?ll just wait for the police to arrive.?

 

[DeMeo]

A German, an Italian and a Polish guy are sitting at a bar.
The German tells them about a great bar in Berlin that the used to go to ?This bar was the best! You order 3 beers and they give you a 4th for free!?
The Italian says ?That?s a nothing, I know this bar in Rome, you order 2 glasses of vino and they bring you 4!?

The Polish guy say, ?Well, I know about this bar in Warsaw? you order a drink, they give you a second for free, and then when you finish that one, they give you another one for free, and then another and another! Then, after you?ve had enough, they bring you in the back room and get you laid!?
The German and Italian ask ?Really? You?ve been to such a place??
The Polish guy says ?No, but my sister has!?

 

[imthebadguy]

A guy walks into a bar.

get it?