Bar Jokes thread...

[Zim Hosein]

Enough w/ all the seperate threads IMO

 

[iwearnosox]

Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

 

[Kalvin00]

:thumbsup:

 

[Gurck]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

that's the only good one you've told all night

 

[imported_Nail]

Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

I was actually laughing at another joke, but when I read this, my smile faded.

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: Nail

Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

I was actually laughing at another joke, but when I read this, my smile faded.

I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel?

 

[imported_Nail]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: Nail

Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

I was actually laughing at another joke, but when I read this, my smile faded.

I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel?

:thumbsup:

 

[Emveach]

A guy walks into a bar, goes up to the counter, and orders five shots of whiskey. The bartender pours them, and watches as the man starts slamming them back one after the other. The bartender ask, "Hey buddy, whats up? You're hitting those hard." The guy replies "First blowjob" and downs another. The bartender answers back "Hey, first blowjobs are special. Let me get you another shot. On the house." To which the guy reples "Don't bother. If 5 won't wash that taste out of my mouth, I doubt six will do it either."

 

[vshah]

Originally posted by: Emveach
A guy walks into a bar, goes up to the counter, and orders five shots of whiskey. The bartender pours them, and watches as the man starts slamming them back one after the other. The bartender ask, "Hey buddy, whats up? You're hitting those hard." The guy replies "First blowjob" and downs another. The bartender answers back "Hey, first blowjobs are special. Let me get you another shot. On the house." To which the guy reples "Don't bother. If 5 won't wash that taste out of my mouth, I doubt six will do it either."

:disgust:

 

[GasX]

Hey buddy why the long face?

 

[vshah]

Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.

To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: Nail

Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

I was actually laughing at another joke, but when I read this, my smile faded.

I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel?

lol Beautiful.

 

[Zim Hosein]

TTT to save a few members