Banana's may be extinct within 10 years!!!

[Booster]

I don't enjoy bananas at all. They taste like water to me. Now if peaches would replace bananas and cost the same as bananas now... that would be a hot deal. Sometimes I think I'd do anything for a peach.

 

[CraigRT]

DAMMIT!
i love this fruit!!!!
BANANA FOR LIFE!

come on little guy.. the right one will come along some day soon!!!!!!

 

[KGB1]

Sometimes I think I'd do anything for a peach

Man... the peaches were put there by THE MAN... man. WTF Traitor.

As for you SaltBoy and Skoorb stop messing with the unsexed bananas. They've done nothing but be ripe and juicy and long and shapely and .... wow banana's sound enticing now...brb.

 

[SOSTrooper]

Awww I'll have to buy real dildo in 10 years?

 

[SaltBoy]

Well, at least I'm not killing kittens. Thank goodness for the wife!

 

[isasir]

We need to send some lobbyists down to Washington D.C. to start a "Bananas have feelings too" campaign. "Have you planted a banana today?"

 

[OutHouse]

my wife calls the banana the "disposable dildo"

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Originally posted by: Citrix
my wife calls the banana the "disposable dildo"

What does she call you?

 

[tw1164]

good riddance, I keep slipping on discarded peels anyways

 

[pulse8]

My spoon's too big.

 

[isasir]

Bumping for "Banana Awareness Day"

 

[sandorski]

This sounds like a job for the Raeliens!

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: sandorski
This sounds like a job for the Raeliens!

actually, i though aliens brought the banana to earth from outside space back when the incas were running south america

can't we just call them up and ask for some new banana trees?

 

[BDawg]

Originally posted by: XZeroII
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the banana hasn?t had sex in years

Not true...I saw this one movie...

 

[BD231]

I can live without blue eyed blonds but bananas?????????? That's to far, something must be done :disgust:.

 

[zsouthboy]

Hahahaha!

The most phallic symbol in the fruit world can't get laid! :Q

 

[Zenmervolt]

There's too much demand for bananas, the companies who sell them won't let them go extinct.

ZV

 

[katka]

I RARELY eat bananas. When I was about three my great grand father tried to force me to eat a VERY VERY ripe slimy banana and I have never forgotten it to this day. I have heard that they are good for you but I won't miss them.

 

[rh71]

As noted on the insert with my Zomig medication, bananas are a source of migraines.

BAD! VERY BAD! STAY AWAY FROM BANANAS !!!!!

 

We've got to get these guy's some hot booty action soon

 

[brxndxn]

In Soviet Russia, bananas eat you!

 

[cressida]

uh oh.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: pulse8
My spoon's too big.

I'm feeling fat, and sassy!

 

[POLYRADICION]

Originally posted by: pyonir
I shall start the Anti-Saltboy Commission to Save the Bananas of the World.


Who's with me!?

 

[StormRider]

Originally posted by: JudistPriest
did you not read any of the posts or article?? bananas don't produce seeds... of course they can still grow them by plantint the stems and crap. the real problem is the diseases they think it could catch.

Are you sure they don't produce seeds? What are the tiny black things in the middle of bananas? I thought they were seeds but so soft and tiny that we can eat them. Sort of like seed-less watermelons -- they still produce seeds but they are so soft we can eat them.