Bam! Your mother is Mimi Alford

[micrometers]

You know that she worked in the White House as a young woman and you always told your friends about how awesome your mom was. Then you read this.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2012/feb/10/affair-jfk-kennedy-alford-review

One day in the swimming pool, he decided that Dave Powers was looking "tense", and coerced Alford into giving the first friend a blow job. "I don't think the president thought I'd do it, but I'm ashamed to say that I did. The president silently watched."

You next see her on Easter for a family gathering. What do you do?

 

[Perknose]

You next see her on Easter for a family gathering. What do you do?

You linger on the edges of one of her conversations, and when she says something significant, you cheerily chime in, "You said a mouthful, Mom!" 😛

If someone else says something even halfway stupid to her, bark out, "Don't swallow THAT, Mom!'

 

[Miramonti]

What's the point, you don't think you're mom's blown a few people in her time?

 

[Wreckem]

You know that she worked in the White House as a young woman and you always told your friends about how awesome your mom was. Then you read this.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2012/feb/10/affair-jfk-kennedy-alford-review



You next see her on Easter for a family gathering. What do you do?

But she did refuse to have intercourse with his brother.

 

[janas19]

You know that she worked in the White House as a young woman and you always told your friends about how awesome your mom was. Then you read this.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2012/feb/10/affair-jfk-kennedy-alford-review



You next see her on Easter for a family gathering. What do you do?

This is a friggin idiotic thread.

 

[BoomerD]

What's the point, you don't think you're mom's blown a few people in her time?

 

[Miramonti]

I thought you were above this, but while you're down there, give me a mimi.

 

[eLiu]

You linger on the edges of one of her conversations, and when she says something significant, you cheerily chime in, "You said a mouthful, Mom!" 😛

If someone else says something even halfway stupid to her, bark out, "Don't swallow THAT, Mom!'

You live for threads like this, don't you...

 

[BoomerD]

I thought you were above this, but while you're down there, give me a mimi.

OK, here ya go...

 

[Perknose]

You live for threads like this, don't you...

You've said a mouthful!

 

[Miramonti]

OK, here ya go...

Thanks for removing the teeth first. Oh, and nice pic.

 

[micrometers]

What's the point, you don't think you're mom's blown a few people in her time?

Honestly, no. But this is concrete and very detailed evidence.

At this point you're a 41 yr/o mutual fund manager and have 3 kids.

 

[bignateyk]

I'd be proud if my mom blew the president

 

[micrometers]

I'd be proud if my mom blew the president

Imagine being the guy's friends. Like, she was the lady who always made cookies and gave them milk when they came over to play video games.

 

[ahenkel]

Does she look like a retarded Emma Watson?

 

[Perknose]

I'd be proud if my mom blew the president

Even Nixon?

Nixon Reacts!
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[Miramonti]

Honestly, no. But this is concrete and very detailed evidence.

At this point you're a 41 yr/o mutual fund manager and have 3 kids.

Sounds like someone mature enough to not be embarrassed, blush or get all giddy.

 

[Kadarin]

I'd say this is a total non issue.

 

[OutHouse]

i bet Kennedy fucked a different chick in every room in the white house