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Originally posted by: Zedtom
Dad must be really frustrated that his scheme is going to fizzle out with a whimper instead of a bang. Wait a minute! The final chapter hasn't been written.
Charges have not been filed, but authorities expect to recommend felony charges including conspiracy, contributing to the delinquency of a minor, and attempting to influence a public servant, Alderden said. They also plan to recommend a charge of filing a false police report, which is a misdemeanor.
He also said it is "unlikely" that someone convicted of these charges would face jail time. "We have to allocate our space to" those who commit more serious crimes or have a record of felonies, he said.
Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
After they get the warrants and search the family computer:
<Actual Browser History:
1 month ago:
How to build a weather balloon that looks like a flying saucer
1 week ago:
How to explain your master plan so even a 6 year old can understand it
Wednesday:
Teach your child how to film a weather balloon launch
Thursday:
Contact information for FAA
Contact information for News
Contact information for Emergency Rescue
How to get your hoax on as many News shows as possible
Friday:
What do I do if my master plan is totally exposed?
How to poison your own child
Feigning anger to avoid answering what should be easy questions
How do I post a launch video on YouTube?
Saturday:
How big of a questions box should I bring to give for a media circus?
Sunday:
How to win over a jury
Selecting a great lawyer
<What it should have been:
1 month ago:
How to build a lighter than air balloon that can hold a 6 year old in a separate compartment
1 week ago:
How to enable your plan giving your children no incriminating information
Fun for the whole family ? practice mock interviews where children provide easy to remember scripted answers
Wednesday:
Get a credible and logical alibi for yourself while your children carry out your plan
Thursday:
Contact information for Emergency Rescue
Contact information for News
Contact information for FAA
How to show normal emotion after a traumatic family event
Friday:
Non-crazy activities to do with your family indoors
Waiting for the right moment to play into the media frenzy you?ve stirred up
Saturday:
How to give convincing and consistent testimony ? a guide for the whole family
Sunday:
How to destroy all physical evidence and wipe hard drives for dummies
Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
We already had two threads about balloon boy, why couldn't this go in one of them?
Originally posted by: amdhunter
I stand by my previous comment.
They should stick them all in a balloon. Launch it. Then pop it.
Originally posted by: RedSquirrel
Got bored lol...
http://gal.redsquirrel.me/imag...on_boy_movie_cover.jpg
Not the best quality but w/e.