Bad jokes thread

[quackerww]

A guy walks into anandtech... and well...

 

[gorcorps]

Originally posted by: quackerww
A guy walks into anandtech... and well...

gouges out his eyes?

 

[dudeman007]

A guy walks into a bar. Alcoholism is destroying his family.

 

[MBentz]

What do you get when you cross a rooster and an owl?

A cock that wants to stay up all night.

 

[ChAoTiCpInOy]

These are not that bad.

 

[puqdew]

What's long and hard for a black guy?

First grade.

 

[kevman]

Originally posted by: SandEagle
caught this on Fresh Prince last night:

knock, knock
who's there?
Amy Fisher
Amy Fisher, who?
BAM!

Bwahahahaha, that one got me ..

 

[RocksteadyDotNet]

What's white and sits in the corner?




A naughty fridge.

 

[MAKENITO]

Originally posted by: RocksteadyDotNet
What's white and sits in the corner?




A naughty fridge.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

 

[Quasmo]

What do you get when you stab a baby in the head with a pair of scissors?






You get an erection.


What's the difference between a dumptruck full of dead babies and a dump truck full of bowling balls?





I can't feed my family bowling balls.


What's red and crawls up your leg?





A homesick abortion.

 

[CZroe]

I don't get the hamster jokes.

Anyway...

Person 1: I hear that Michael Jackson's face was so mutilated that they had to have a closed-casket funeral.
Person 2: Oh my God, how'd he die?
Person 1: Heart attack.