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Bad Joke

Amused

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At Heathrow Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator. Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement.

He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction!
 
Originally posted by: Amused
At Heathrow Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator. Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement.

He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction!


Well, you did warn us.



KeyserSoze
 
Good joke, but you really should have searched for "weapons of math destruction" or "al-grebra" before posting.

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Originally posted by: dullard
Good joke, but you really should have searched for "weapons of math destruction" or "al-grebra" before posting.

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Plus about 10 more.

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I was just trying to spread some fun.

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Originally posted by: Amused
At Heathrow Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator. Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement.

He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction!

Wow... that is.... just... wow.
 
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/me mourns for Amused's loss of Sanity.
 
Heard the one about the Doggie Gunfighter?

He trained for years, honing his skills in drawing his Colt 45, so that one day he might have his revenge on the man that shot his paw.
 
Oh crap, might as well put one more in the chamber......



Q: What do you do if an elephant comes in the window?

A: Swim like hell!!!!!
 
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