Bad Joke

[Amused]

At Heathrow Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator. Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement.

He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction!

 

[KeyserSoze]

Originally posted by: Amused
At Heathrow Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator. Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement.

He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction!

Well, you did warn us.



KeyserSoze

 

[mobobuff]

Gotta laugh outta me. I'll have to remember that one.

 

[Modeps]

I like it!

 

[AFB]

Originally posted by: Modeps
I like it!

 

[jalaram]

Sounds like a joke that I would read in Reader's Digest.

You did warn us, however.

 

[dullard]

Good joke, but you really should have searched for "weapons of math destruction" or "al-grebra" before posting.

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Plus about 10 more.

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: dullard
Good joke, but you really should have searched for "weapons of math destruction" or "al-grebra" before posting.

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Plus about 10 more.

I was just trying to spread some fun.

 

[Doboji]

Originally posted by: Amused
At Heathrow Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator. Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement.

He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction!

Wow... that is.... just... wow.

 

[IAteYourMother]

/me mourns for Amused's loss of Sanity.

 

[Fenixgoon]

damn were we warned! got a smile out of me though

 

[Mucho]

Originally posted by: IAteYourMother

/me mourns for Amused's loss of Sanity.

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: IAteYourMother

/me mourns for Amused's loss of Sanity.

:Q

 

[globalcitizen]

Well I was slightly amused.

 

[AdamSnow]

Ouch...

 

[captains]

wow

 

[Corn]

Heard the one about the Doggie Gunfighter?

He trained for years, honing his skills in drawing his Colt 45, so that one day he might have his revenge on the man that shot his paw.

 

[Spamela]

i won't rate it, since math jokes aren't known for being side-splitting.

 

[Corn]

Oh crap, might as well put one more in the chamber......



Q: What do you do if an elephant comes in the window?

A: Swim like hell!!!!!

 

[CRXican]

it's getting messy in here