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nihil

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<< How do you accidentally have sex? :confused: I can see perhaps having impaired judgement because you're drunk, but accidentally having sex? >>




Do you think he's trying to say he fell in ? :Q >>




accident as in "OH CRAP I SHOULD NOT HAVE DONE THAT" after you wake up in a pile of vomit and french fries.
 
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Viper GTS

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<< lol

i think i'm going to go lay down now. >>



Lock your doors & windows, she's probably waiting for you to pass out again.

Viper GTS
 
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<< How do you accidentally have sex? :confused: I can see perhaps having impaired judgement because you're drunk, but accidentally having sex? >>




Do you think he's trying to say he fell in ? :Q >>




Eh ... i dont remember. thank god.

But i know it started by her showing me her nipple ring?
 
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<< How do you accidentally have sex? :confused: I can see perhaps having impaired judgement because you're drunk, but accidentally having sex? >>




Do you think he's trying to say he fell in ? :Q >>

Ah, the Clinton defense!
 
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nihil

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<< What a sad story. I can only imagine the girl's dismay when she woke up and realized that she'd been canoodling with a drunken, drugged-out loser.

She is probably on some message board right now, making fun of you. >>




awww, leave the poor kid alone. he's scarred for life. :(
 
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<< How do you accidentally have sex? :confused: I can see perhaps having impaired judgement because you're drunk, but accidentally having sex? >>




Do you think he's trying to say he fell in ? :Q >>




accident as in "OH CRAP I SHOULD NOT HAVE DONE THAT" after you wake up in a pile of vomit and french fries. >>




exactly my thoughts :( :(
 
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UberDave

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<< What a sad story. I can only imagine the girl's dismay when she woke up and realized that she'd been canoodling with a drunken, drugged-out loser.

She is probably on some message board right now, making fun of you. >>




lol and what have YOU done in your past?
 
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Hammer

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Are you sure you had sex? you might have hit a couple of rolls of fat instead. ;)

sorry couldn't resist. :) never get drunk without friends you trust at your side.
 
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pyonir

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<< Are you sure you had sex? you might have hit a couple of rolls of fat instead. ;)

sorry couldn't resist. :) never get drunk without friends you trust at your side. >>


good advice. or just don't drink enough to impair you judgement that much.
 
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am i the only one who finds this interesting because if uberdave was a chick, the responses would be so drastically different?
 
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SCSIfreek

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Wow whats the moral of this story? Don't take drink and take meds while a fat girl is around?
rolleye.gif
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Check with a Doc ASAP.

 
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<< lol and what have YOU done in your past? >>

I never ever woke up in a pile of vomit consisting of French Fries
 
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nihil

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<< Are you sure you had sex? you might have hit a couple of rolls of fat instead. ;)

sorry couldn't resist. :) never get drunk without friends you trust at your side. >>


good advice. or just don't drink enough to impair you judgement that much. >>



or...hang out with hot chicks from now on. ;)
 
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<< am i the only one who finds this interesting because if uberdave was a chick, the responses would be so drastically different? >>



you just confused me
 
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<< am i the only one who finds this interesting because if uberdave was a chick, the responses would be so drastically different? >>



I can't think of any women here who'd go out and make drunken fools of themselves and then run back here to post about it.
 
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amnesiac

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I feel for you man.. I got drunk and high at my stripper ex's christmas party last year.. and insted of hooking up with her I got jumped by her tubby friend.

At least your fat chick is out of the country. This one got my number somehow and is always calling. :|

*shudder*


*sits in the corner in a ball*
 
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<< am i the only one who finds this interesting because if uberdave was a chick, the responses would be so drastically different? >>



I can't think of any women here who'd go out and make drunken fools of themselves and then run back here to post about it. >>




if a chick got drunk, passed out, and some guy humped her, don't you think the replies would be different?
 
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nihil

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<< am i the only one who finds this interesting because if uberdave was a chick, the responses would be so drastically different? >>



you just confused me >>



i think they're implying that everyone here would cry RAPE if you were female. which is most likely true. technically though, it does sound like you got raped.
 
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<< am i the only one who finds this interesting because if uberdave was a chick, the responses would be so drastically different? >>



I can't think of any women here who'd go out and make drunken fools of themselves and then run back here to post about it. >>



SO true.
 
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<< am i the only one who finds this interesting because if uberdave was a chick, the responses would be so drastically different? >>



I can't think of any women here who'd go out and make drunken fools of themselves and then run back here to post about it. >>




if a chick got drunk, passed out, and some guy humped her, don't you think the replies would be different? >>




My point here is that she wouldn't compound her error in judgement by coming here and embarassing herself posting about the experience in the first place.
 
Red Dawn

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<< Accidently had s3x and lost my virginity to a fat girl. >>

If you don't remember then you didn't lose your virginity.
 
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sheselectric

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<< am i the only one who finds this interesting because if uberdave was a chick, the responses would be so drastically different? >>



you just confused me >>



i think they're implying that everyone here would cry RAPE if you were female. which is most likely true. technically though, it does sound like you got raped. >>



well, what if the fat chick was drunk too? it's possible that her judgment was even more impaired than his was.
 
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