Bad Day

tyler811

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Jan 27, 2002
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A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an
hour when this big, trouble-making Harley Biker steps next to him,
grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.
The poor little guy starts crying.
Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the biker.
"I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between
sobs. I can't do anything right.
I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me.
When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I
have no insurance.
I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered my
wallet was still in the cab.
At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener.
So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end
to my life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison
 

Patt

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Jan 30, 2000
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No, a bad day is when you come into work, and find out that there was a building wide power outage last night, and the UPS system that is supposed to keep everything running failed. Every single server (40+), and desktop had a cold reboot this morning. Our guys on the operations side of things are being strung up as we speak. I've been scrambling since 6:30 to get everything back up, and finally have some peace as I think all my junk is running again :p
 

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