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Bad bratwurst fml

Kalmah

Kalmah

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A 5 pack has been setting in my fridge for a little over a week. It was opened and all but 2 have been eaten. Today I decide to cook one up and notice the color has slightly faded due to air hitting it and one end of it had a very dark streak in it. I figured what the hell, cooking it should kill anything that would kill me right?

The first half of it was rather tasty.. but then I think I got to the other side that originally had that dark streak in it.. and it literally tasted like vomit in my mouth.

After spitting it out I have drank 2 cans of coke and a bottle of water and still can't get the taste out.

I'm never eating bratwursts again. It's not worth what I am currently going through.

And as a warning, don't do what I did.
 
Not eating brautwursts again because of your original fail is another fail. Double fail FTMFL.
 
Instead of giving up bratwurst completely, how about just giving up week old, slightly faded bratwurst with dark streaks in it.
 
You're doing something wrong. They should still be good a week after opening. Next time reseal them in a plastic bag and suck all the air out of it and put it in the coldest part of your fridge (the meat part, normally the bottom.
 
spidey07 said:
You're doing something wrong. They should still be good a week after opening. Next time reseal them in a plastic bag and suck all the air out of it and put it in the coldest part of your fridge (the meat part, normally the bottom.
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Or better yet, just stick it in the freezer if you're not sure when you're going to eat them.
 
fatpat268 said:
Or better yet, just stick it in the freezer if you're not sure when you're going to eat them.
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you...you stop with your common sense. I will normally cook all 5 even if I only eat two or three. They reheat quite well.

And don't you DARE puncture the casing. 😀
 
I've gotten bad hotdogs and sausages from convenience stores on several occasions. They get a intense ammonia flavor and smell. I'm very leery about getting sausages from that kind of place now, and I examine them closely before purchase.
 
lxskllr said:
I've gotten bad hotdogs and sausages from convenience stores on several occasions. They get a intense ammonia flavor and smell. I'm very leery about getting sausages from that kind of place now, and I examine them closely before purchase.
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Wait, you buy food at convenience stores? Why the death wish?
 
lxskllr said:
I've gotten bad hotdogs and sausages from convenience stores on several occasions. They get a intense ammonia flavor and smell. I'm very leery about getting sausages from that kind of place now, and I examine them closely before purchase.
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I bought a pre-made breakfast biscuit once from a crappy little gas station... It tasted like Windex or some other cleaning solution.
 
spidey07 said:
And both of you are surprised...why?
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It wasn't really surprise.. It was more like 'hope'... that I would have something to eat before being late for work. I wanted to go back and punch the store clerk in the face for allowing that shit to be sold.
 
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