Originally posted by: kranky
I once worked for a guy who, I am convinced, was insane. I only worked there two years but I could fill a book with the stories.
Just one...
My company (let's call it NutHouseInc) was located on a long, dead-end road in one of those industrial parks. It was the next-to-last building on the road. The owner of my company owned the land on both sides of the road. One day he got a brainstorm and decided that he was going to charge the company located at the end of the road (let's call them NormalPeople) a toll for driving past his building. So he wrote them a letter saying that beginning next month, they would have to pay him for the use of the road.
The folks at NormalPeople no doubt had a good laugh and threw the letter away. He wrote them again a week later reiterating his demand for money in exchange for them using the road in front of his building. Not surprisingly, again there was no response.
Well, the first of the month came and he ordered one of his workers to pull a bulldozer across the road so no one could get to NormalPeople's building. The first person arriving for work at NormalPeople asked to have the bulldozer moved. Our leader told him that he was not moving the bulldozer because NormalPeople failed to pay the toll.
The guy from NormalPeople called the cops. The cops asked our leader to explain the bulldozer. He told the cops that since he owned the land on both sides of the road, then obviously the road belonged to him as well, and NormalPeople was notified of the need to pay for using the road. And since they didn't pay, he wasn't going to let them use it any more.
I think the cops wondered if it was some Candid Camera type show because it was such a bizarre situation. They didn't get into the legal aspects of his "theory" but they told him to move the bulldozer at once, keep it off the road, and if they had to come back he was going to jail.
He moved it but still felt that NormalPeople was getting away with something for not having to pay.
You might wonder why he never pondered why none of the companies on the road AHEAD of him ever charged HIM a toll, and the answer is that, in his mind, they weren't as smart as he was.