Bacon with the smell of fabreeze?

[compuwiz1]

I want bacon...I want it now! Damn, I don't know how I am going to pull this off without awakening my wife.
I got pancake mix, eggs too. Should I spray fabreeze all-over the house first?

 

[hjo3]

Topic Title: Bacon with the smell of fabreeze?

Febreeze.

And no, don't spray your food with it.

Try closing the door to her room and putting a rolled-up blanket against the crack at the bottom.

 

[Sheepathon]

WAKE HER UP AND MAKE HER EAT THE BACON

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: Sheepathon
WAKE HER UP AND MAKE HER EAT THE BACON

WAKE HER UP AND MAKE HER COOK THE BACON <-- Better

 

[Coquito]

Stuff a piece of raw bacon in her mouth so she is disgusted by it. Then you'll have all the bacon to yourself.

 

[compuwiz1]

Originally posted by: Coquito
Stuff a piece of raw bacon in her mouth so she is disgusted by it. Then you'll have all the bacon to yourself.

Ahahahha. damn funny!

I am still getting hungrier by the minute. Ah, sh1t. Well, going to bed now, but I will obsess in my dreams and get my bacon later.

 

[Batti]

Going to bed? I thought you were making breakfast!

 

[TheGizmo]

wait why are you PW'd into not eating bacon?

i'm a vegetarian but there best not be a woman to tell me what i can and cant eat.

edit: or a man, monkey, godzilla, or freddy krueger

 

[JRock]

Originally posted by: hjo3
closing the door to her room and putting a rolled-up blanket against the crack at the bottom.

Stoner...

 

[SirChadwick]

Originally posted by: JRock

Originally posted by: hjo3
closing the door to her room and putting a rolled-up blanket against the crack at the bottom.

Stoner...

BAHHHHHH!!!! I laughed.

 

[imported_Phil]

Originally posted by: JRock

Originally posted by: hjo3
closing the door to her room and putting a rolled-up blanket against the crack at the bottom.

Stoner...

Nah... a REAL stoner wouldn't care

 

[0roo0roo]

febreeze smells pretty nasty by itself lol

 

[hjo3]

Originally posted by: JRock

Originally posted by: hjo3
closing the door to her room and putting a rolled-up blanket against the crack at the bottom.

Stoner...

LOL, no, I just have a drafty room in my apartment. Really!

 

[arcenite]

Originally posted by: hjo3

Topic Title: Bacon with the smell of fabreeze?

Febreeze.

And no, don't spray your food with it.

Try closing the door to her room and putting a rolled-up blanket against the crack at the bottom.

Febreze

 

[hjo3]

Originally posted by: arcenite

Originally posted by: hjo3

Topic Title: Bacon with the smell of fabreeze?

Febreeze.

And no, don't spray your food with it.

Try closing the door to her room and putting a rolled-up blanket against the crack at the bottom.

Febreze

PWNED!

 

[GasX]

Microwave the bacon...

And then eat it real fast

 

[mcvickj]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
Microwave the bacon...

And then eat it real fast

I believe you can be shot for suggesting such things!! Bacon should never be cooked in the microwave.

OP - Grow a set and cook the bacon!!

 

[LanceM]

I don't know why, but I love bacon from the microwave.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

mmm, bacon wrapped butter...

 

[Syrch]

LOL you people and your bacon!

 

[theknight571]

Originally posted by: mcvickj

Originally posted by: Mwilding
Microwave the bacon...

And then eat it real fast

I believe you can be shot for suggesting such things!! Bacon should never be cooked in the microwave.

OP - Grow a set and cook the bacon!!

I disagree... Microwaved bacon is pretty good.

Not as good as pan fried...but in a pinch it works.

You could just take the pan outside and use the BBQ to fry it up.

- TK

 

[LeiZaK]

I like my bacon floppy.

 

[Sketcher]

Originally posted by: LanceM
I don't know why, but I love bacon from the microwave.

We keep some Hormel microwave bacon on hand for when we don't want the mess of grilling. Quick, no mess and it's actually pretty good. Also doesn't smell the house up like pan frying does.

 

[LeiZaK]

Originally posted by: Sketcher

Originally posted by: LanceM
I don't know why, but I love bacon from the microwave.

We keep some Hormel microwave bacon on hand for when we don't want the mess of grilling. Quick, no mess and it's actually pretty good. Also doesn't smell the house up like pan frying does.

They make special bacon for the microwave? The regular stuff works just fine.

 

[Sketcher]

Originally posted by: LeiZaK

Originally posted by: Sketcher

Originally posted by: LanceM
I don't know why, but I love bacon from the microwave.

We keep some Hormel microwave bacon on hand for when we don't want the mess of grilling. Quick, no mess and it's actually pretty good. Also doesn't smell the house up like pan frying does.

They make special bacon for the microwave? The regular stuff works just fine.

It's actually called "Microwave Ready". Just pre-packaged portions with an absorbant pad to catch the grease. Freezer to microwave to plate with no mess in 2 minutes. Just the right amount of crispness every time.

I've cooked regular bacon in our microwave too, but with a convection microwave you can cook anything the way you want it anyway.