Bacon: Limpy or Crispy?

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: Devine
More on the crisby side of things but not so much that if I bend it it snaps.

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: Perknose
Let each piece drip its fat while on the tongs and then place each on the virginal absorbent goodness off a quality paper towel, folding over again to cover both sides.

OMG I just choked - at first my mind saw "vaginal", then I realized what word you really used, and I still thought it was funny. 😀

:laugh:x100

 

[sao123]

Originally posted by: JohnCU
i thought everyone liked it crispy. until i just talked to my friend and he likes it limpy!

the technical term is "chewy"

limp is how you refer to your dick


who the hell ressurrected a 7month old thread?

 

[mchammer187]

red part barely crispy and the fat a not soggy mush

 

[redelcamino]

In between!

 

[NuclearNed]

I like my bacon like I like my women...

thick, crispy, & dry.

 

[ultimatebob]

Originally posted by: Kadarin
Crispy = overcooked
Limpy = undercooked

 

[DnetMHZ]

Crispy to the point where you can crumble it in your hand.

 

[911paramedic]

Crimpy.

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: Perknose
Let each piece drip its fat while on the tongs and then place each on the virginal absorbent goodness off a quality paper towel, folding over again to cover both sides.

OMG I just choked - at first my mind saw "vaginal", then I realized what word you really used, and I still thought it was funny. 😀

:laugh:x100

:laugh:

 

[Red Squirrel]

I like it limpy with a slight crisp to it. But if you can drop it on the ground and it sounds like you just dropped a ruler, it's not good.

 

[DayLaPaul]

Crispy but not crunchy. If I can crumble it into bacon dust, it's over cooked. If I had to choose between overcooked or undercooked, I'd prefer undercooked.

 

[zinfamous]

limpy no. but somewhere in between. too crispy can be bad too. I'd say the worst ends of each spectrum can be described as "rubbery" and "crunchy"

 

[Red Squirrel]

Speaking of bacon ever try Turkey bacon? It's healthier AND I find it actually taste better. Double win!

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: RedSquirrel
Speaking of bacon ever try Turkey bacon? It's healthier AND I find it actually taste better. Double win!

how do you live with yourself?