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Imaginer

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"Good point, pants are on just this once. But once bacon's is done, ALL PANTS ARE OFF!" :laugh:
 

Auric

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Originally posted by: RKS
Originally posted by: Auric
Originally posted by: Born2bwire
Originally posted by: BillGates
Originally posted by: ForumMaster
personally, i hate bacon. tried it and didn't like it. maybe it's the thought of eating so much fat that causes it...

Don't like bacon? You're wrong.

Forget the dogs, this is how we can tell the difference between humans and the machines.

I don't eat swine... and no, not because of a faith-based taboo. I have eaten it in the distant past and while the idea is somewhat repulsive now I cannot say I would not "like it" per se. But there's plenty o' schtuff I may like but choose not to eat. That is what seperates us from other grranimals.

Jules???? What was in the case?

I should also add there's schtuff I may not like yet do choose to eat.

YouTard

Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own faeces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?