Bacon and eggs walk into a bar

[jagec]

Originally posted by: Evadman
probably, but he is at the age where he forgets

Good point.

When I get Alzheimer's, I'm going to get a tape recorder and record one, VERY good joke on it. Then I'll just let it loop every few minutes.

At least I'll die laughing

 

[Megatomic]

I voted yes to this whole thread. :thumbsup:

 

[JulesMaximus]

I voted yes. Best "walks into a bar" joke I've seen on here in the past 20 minutes.

 

[Luden]

Originally posted by: SampSon
A mushroom walks into a bar, orders a drink.

Bartender says, "we dont serve your kind here!"

Mushroom says, "why not? Im a funguy!"

haha :beer:

 

[Pepsi90919]

cool

 

[Brutuskend]

"I'm a frayed knot!"

 

[captains]

Originally posted by: Kalvin00
1/10.

 

[Bulk Beef]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
"I'm a frayed knot!"

That's the best one. EVAR. I tell it to my family all the time and it never gets old.