Bacon and eggs walk into a bar

[imported_Nail]

The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast."



*rimshot*

 

[TheNinja]

HIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

Haha, I liked it. =)

 

[slycat]

2/10

 

[fs5]

1/10

 

[Kalvin00]

1/10.

 

[isasir]

LOL, a poll to determine if the joke was good. All joke threads should implement this!

 

[Anubis]

4/10

 

[freakflag]

Ban.

 

[jadinolf]

They don't serve alligators either.

 

[badmouse]

Originally posted by: isasir
LOL, a poll to determine if the joke was good. All joke threads should implement this!

:beer:

 

[conjur]

Better than the two fonts joke

 

[MrDingleDangle]

Originally posted by: Staley8
HIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

funnier then the joke!

 

[imported_Nail]

Better than the two fonts joke

Let's hear it!

 

[Freejack2]

I can make it even worse.

Bacon, eggs, sausage, corned beef hash, hash browns, grits, oatmeal, pancakes, waffles, cereal, bagels, toast, and orange juice walk into a bar.

The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast buffet."

*insert sound of loud groaning at bad joke made worse here*

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: Nail

Better than the two fonts joke

Let's hear it!

Two fonts walk into a bar.




Bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."

 

[PowderBB3D]

conjur, that's pretty much asking for a ban.

:laugh:

 

[DrPizza]

No. The 2 fonts joke is better. Both are the same type of joke, but the 2 fonts joke wins because it takes a tiny amount of brain power to comprehend the funny part.

Wait a second.. maybe someone needs to explain the 2 fonts joke to conjur

 

A mushroom walks into a bar, orders a drink.

Bartender says, "we dont serve your kind here!"

Mushroom says, "why not? Im a funguy!"

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: SampSon
A mushroom walks into a bar, orders a drink.

Bartender says, "we dont serve your kind here!"

Mushroom says, "why not? Im a funguy!"

LOL

Cheers SampSon :beer:

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: SampSon
A mushroom walks into a bar, orders a drink.

Bartender says, "we dont serve your kind here!"

Mushroom says, "why not? Im a funguy!"

My old boss will love that one

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: SampSon
A mushroom walks into a bar, orders a drink.

Bartender says, "we dont serve your kind here!"

Mushroom says, "why not? Im a funguy!"

nice!

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: conjur
Two fonts walk into a bar.




Bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."

I like it better than the bacon+eggs joke...

 

[RGN]

Originally posted by: Evadman

Originally posted by: SampSon
A mushroom walks into a bar, orders a drink.

Bartender says, "we dont serve your kind here!"

Mushroom says, "why not? Im a funguy!"

My old boss will love that one

If you Boss is old, he's already heard it.

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: RGN

Originally posted by: Evadman

Originally posted by: SampSon
A mushroom walks into a bar, orders a drink.

Bartender says, "we dont serve your kind here!"

Mushroom says, "why not? Im a funguy!"

My old boss will love that one

If you Boss is old, he's already heard it.

probably, but he is at the age where he forgets