Backwards Q and A

[Big Bwana]

q. what's eubonic for 'school is'

a. shredded wheat and mud

edit: sorry namuna had to change mine twice. elian gonzales just wouldn't have been an appropriate answer for my original question to konichiwa

 

[Namuna]

Q. The latest rage at the Granola head Salons

A. Falafel.

 

[pamchenko]

Q. what do fat chix eat but think will make them skinny

A. fat girls

 

[Namuna]

Q. As much fun to ride as a Moped, but don't let your friends see you with one.

A. Rolaids

 

[Big Bwana]

q. what's long, hard, and full of calcium?

a. young, dumb, full of fun

 

[pamchenko]

q: why are girl scouts so attractive to me

a: clowns

 

[Damaged]

Q: What was Cliff Clavern deathly afraid of?

A: Only on the Summer Solstice.

 

[hzl eyed grl]

Q: When do chickens mate?

A: brain farts

 

[BiggieN]

q. what did those floridian voters have?

A. Munchkins

 

[hzl eyed grl]

Q: Name the tribe from which I come. (This is for Ultravox. )

A: Fingernail

 

[Damaged]

Q: What's the secret ingredient in KFC?

A: Colostomy bag.

 

[|TOAST|]

Q. What does an incontinent person wear instead of Depends Diapers.

A. Beer.

 

[Anyone2u]

A: What did Connie Milstein offer the homeless of Florida as an "incentive" to vote for Gore.

Q: American Beauty

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Q. What is the second rarest thing in the US

A. Ham in a can!

 

[Namuna]

Q. The phenomenon of a 350lbs. person squeezing themselves into a sub-compact car is called...

A. Holy Roller.

 

[geno]

Q: What do you get when you catch a Priest with a joint?

A: Spam

 

[Raspewtin]

Q. What is a well- preserved meat that is delivered free via e-mail?

next A. The Mile High Club