Backwards Q and A

[Namuna]

Q. What is Tom Arnold's 'member' referred to after divorcing Roseanne?

A. Snail trail

 

[pamchenko]

Q. what does my crap look like after i forget to wipe
A. online dating

 

[Namuna]

Q. If I wanted to get it on with androgynous fat chicks, I'll try...

A. Slippery fudge muffin.

 

[perry]

Q: What do yuppies eat?

A: solar eclipse

 

[ArkAoss]

Q: what will happen when a woman gets in the oval office, without bill clinton having had her
A: paulson joshpokedork and your momma

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Q. Who are three people which can be annoying when a keyboard is placed infront of them.

A. SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN!!!

 

[Dead3ye]

Q. What did Richard Pryor yell for right before his freebasing accident?

A. Scotch tape

 

[Namuna]

Q. The 345th way to skin a cat.

A. Raincoat.

 

[Ulfwald]

Q. What Monica should have worn that day in the White house instead of the blue dress


A. Chelsea Clinton

 

[Raspewtin]

Q. What is yet another boring, uncreative political Democrat-slamming answer?


A. Pants made with velcro.

 

[ArkAoss]

Q:What you wear if you actually follow polotic's.
A:What I think about winnt and jugitsu hard drives

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Q. Is there any hardware that would just get up and beatup and operating system because it's stupid?

A. Wang

 

[Ulfwald]

Q. What is the DUMBEST name for a publically traded company. (WANG is up WANG is down)

A) New zealand

 

[ATLien247]

Q: Where would one find a sheep in their family tree?

A: Smegma

 

[geno]

Q: Damn - what did I just step in??

A: Screwdriver

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Q. OH MY GOD! WHAT IS THAT?!

A. Spork

 

[Ulfwald]

Q. Whayt did my wife drink too much of last night?

A) Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Hillary clinton.

 

[ATLien247]

Q: Who are Ulfwald's role models?

A: Three-toed sloth

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Q. What can cross the US before a president is decided upon

A. leet speak

 

[Namuna]

Q. What the hell is there TOO MUCH of around here.

A. Little Richard.

 

[Big Bwana]

What did jon bobbit change his name to?

10 inches

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Q. What used to be bobbit's nick name

A. A clueless moron

 

[konichiwa]

Q. What's the first word you'd see if you looked up "dubya" in the thesaurus?

A. Ku Klux Klan

(sorry, edited it too late )

 

[Big Bwana]

whoa, changed before my eyes...

q. who used to be called the '@ss ticklers f@ggot fanclub?"

a. ahhhnold

 

[Namuna]

(if yur gonna play, KEEP THE ANSWERS WHAT THEY WERE!)
Q. (Amex Card Ad) You only need this many for a $10 Gift Certificate.

A. Scooby.