Backwards Q and A

[fdiskboy]

Q. What do politicians rob yearly to pay for other pork barrel projects?

A. Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton

 

[Wangel]

Fighting in the Pay-per-View this saturday night 49.95.

A) Touching it to my tongue

 

[Namuna]

Q. Frozen flagpoles are good for...?

A. Meat Milkshake

 

[Ulfwald]

Q. What will all seniors be eating when Social security runs out?

A. Jimmy Carter

 

[Namuna]

Q. What's another name for my condom holder?

A. Orange Julius.

 

[Namuna]

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[Demon-Xanth]

Q. What'd we call that guy that watched pornos while eating cheetos again?

A. Mutton

 

[Namuna]

Q. Farmers tend to love?

A. Shoe Fly Pie.

 

[Robert01]

A: What is something Josh eats for breakfast?

Q: Who the f**k let the dogs out?

 

[geno]

(robert, I think your Q and A were reversed)
Q: Name the epitomy of mindless drivel

A: A tattoo on my butt

 

[Namuna]

Q. I LOVE Roseanne SOOOO much, I'm going to get a picture of her as...

A. Lumpy Tabasco

 

[geno]

Q: Name something hot and chunky besides Roseanne

A: Diapers

 

[SackOfAllTrades]

Q: What is Florida's hottest product?

A: Trouser Trumpet

 

[Namuna]

Q. Synonym for Pants Poof

A. Hung Jury

 

[geno]

Q:What's a fancy name for a big disagreement?

A: Bottled Water

 

[Namuna]

Q. Unbeknowest to the general public...Urine enthusiasts have been selling their 'elixir of life' in the form of...

A. Force-tube Avenue.

 

[geno]

Q: What's the least only street in america where people walk funny all the time?

A: I Can't Believe It's Not Butter

 

[Damaged]

Q: What is this sh*t?

A: Blue.

 

[SackOfAllTrades]

Q: How do you feel in line at the DMV?

A: Smack and a Tickle

 

[geno]

Q: What can I get for 5 bucks?

A: Jackass

 

[Damaged]

Q: What's DirkBelig's genetic makeup most like?

A: Yes

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Q. NO!

A. NO!

 

[Namuna]

Q. The acronym for the Yentl Enthusiest Sect

A. Rubber neck.

 

[geno]

Q: What does Viagra cure?

A: Gas

 

[Pretender]

Q: What is that damn smell?

A: blue-green rat meat