Back When a Hoe was a Hoe, Coke was a Coke

[Analog]

Don't you remember
The fizz in a pepper
Peanuts in a bottle
At ten, two and four
A fried bologna sandwich
With mayo and tomato
Sittin' round the table
Don't happen much anymore

We got too complicated
It's all way over-rated
I like the old and out-dated
Way of life

Back when a hoe was a hoe
Coke was a coke
And crack's what you were doing
When you were cracking jokes
Back when a screw was a screw
The wind was all that blew
And when you said I'm down with that
Well it meant you had the flu
I miss back when
I miss back when
I miss back when

I love my records
Black, shiny vinyl
Clicks and pops
And white noise
Man they sounded fine
I had my favorite stations
The ones that played them all
Country, soul and rock-and-roll
What happened to those times?

I'm readin' Street Slang For Dummies
Cause they put pop in my country
I want more for my money
The way it was back then

Back when a hoe was a hoe
Coke was a coke
And crack's what you were doing
When you were cracking jokes
Back when a screw was a screw
The wind was all that blew
And when you said I'm down with that
Well it meant you had the flu
I miss back when
I miss back when
I miss back when

Give me a flat top for strumming
I want the whole world to be humming
Just keep it coming
The way it was back then

Back when a hoe was a hoe
Coke was a coke
And crack's what you were doing
When you were cracking jokes
Back when a screw was a screw
The wind was all that blew
And when you said I'm down with that
Well it meant you had the flu
I miss back when
I miss back when
I miss back when
:music: :music: :music: :music: :music: :music: :music:

 

[hevnsnt]

k

 

[scorpmatt]

my hoe is still a hoe bitch

 

[Analog]

Originally posted by: scorpmatt
my hoe is still a hoe bitch

you mean beeotch?

 

[GasX]

I remember when a backhoe was a backhoe.

I remember back when a ho did the back do.

Is there a point here?

 

[acemcmac]

whiskey

 

[Heisenberg]

What's funny is that he has this song out at the same time as that song with Nelly. Talk about playing both sides.

 

[hevnsnt]

I remember when I could leave my house and nobody had anyway of tracking me down. No cellphone/pager/anklebracelet/gps/lowjack

 

[iamwiz82]

That has to be country.

 

[scorpmatt]

Originally posted by: acemcmac
whiskey

tango

 

[captains]

country song

 

[JParker001]

Originally posted by: scorpmatt
my hoe is still a hoe bitch

I lol'd

 

[Mackie2k]

D
U
M
B

 

[halik]

Originally posted by: hevnsnt
k

 

[Ramma2]

Originally posted by: scorpmatt

Originally posted by: acemcmac
whiskey

tango

funky

 

[cKGunslinger]

I *loath* that fvcking song. :|

 

[HonkeyDonk]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
I *loath* that fvcking song. :|

I *loath* fscking song lyrics threads.

 

[dquan97]

my wife was reciting that song to me a while ago... for some reason, it amused her

 

[Leper Messiah]

Originally posted by: Ramma2

Originally posted by: scorpmatt

Originally posted by: acemcmac
whiskey

tango

Foxtrot

Fixed.

 

[Analog]

It all depends on how old you are...