Bachelor Party this weekend...what to do?

neovan

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So I'm going to a bachelor party this weekend. We're heading to Vegas on Friday and coming back on Sunday. Besides drinking and stripclubs, what else should we do to the soon to be groom?
 

ValsalvaYourHeartOut

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Originally posted by: neovan
So I'm going to a bachelor party this weekend. We're heading to Vegas on Friday and coming back on Sunday. Besides drinking and stripclubs, what else should we do to the soon to be groom?

Oops...please move to OT.

Take out his kidneys and sell them.

Valsalva
 

radioouman

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Man, that's terrible. I hate bachelor parties....

SInce you are in Vegas, get him uber drunk and get him married to a stripper. Then let him figure it out.
 

Anubis

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Strippers + Beer + anything else you want = good Time

O and take LOTS of pics so you can blackmail him later :D
 

SlowSS

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Originally posted by: neovan
So I'm going to a bachelor party this weekend. We're heading to Vegas on Friday and coming back on Sunday. Besides drinking and stripclubs, what else should we do to the soon to be groom?

Get him real drunk and get him hooked up with a transvestite and take PICS.:Q:D
 

Siddhartha

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Originally posted by: neovan
So I'm going to a bachelor party this weekend. We're heading to Vegas on Friday and coming back on Sunday. Besides drinking and stripclubs, what else should we do to the soon to be groom?


Take pictures, hold them for four years, and then offer to show them to his wife if he does not make a donation to your bank account.

Oops, someone made this recommendation before I did...
 

neovan

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we promised that there would be no more cameras or camcorders on the premises. :)
 

SlowSS

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Take him to Bunny Ranch or anyother Ranch that doesn't raise animals.;)

Edit: Unless he likes sheeps or something.:Q:)
 

neovan

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Originally posted by: SlowSS
Take him to Bunny Ranch or anyother Ranch that doesn't raise animals.;)

Edit: Unless he likes sheeps or something.:Q:)

we're not that rich :(
 

Siddhartha

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The best bachelor parties I have been to involved:
1. Lots, lots, and lots of alcohol.
2. Strippers and other professionals
3. Food.
4. Did I mention alcohol?
5. Movies
 

SirFshAlot

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Originally posted by: coolVariable
Don't kill a whore in the bathroom!


... or you will all die horribly!

yes, that would lead to Very Bad Things happening

Bachelor Party this weekend...what to do?
maybe Pete Townshend is free that weekend to offer some entertainment

 

SlowSS

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Excalibur hotel has this medieval show called "Tournament of Kings" which is jousting and dinner show.
It is a great show and you get served half of chicken without utencils by wenches. Check it out.

 

virtuamike

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Don't go to strip clubs. Bring the club to you. Get a nice suite, stock up on alcohol, and go at it.
 

neovan

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Haha...so its basically drinking and stripclubs.

I'm sure I could fit those two. :D
 

Darein

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Originally posted by: neovan
Haha...so its basically drinking and stripclubs.

I'm sure I could fit those two. :D

Sounds like you and your friend are set. Have fun. :)
 

Fausto

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Originally posted by: neovan
So I'm going to a bachelor party this weekend. We're heading to Vegas on Friday and coming back on Sunday. Besides drinking and stripclubs, what else should we do to the soon to be groom?
Honestly, one of the best things you can do is to be the sober guy who looks out for him and everyone else that evening. I know this sounds lame, but bachelor parties can easily get out of hand without someone to act as the "voice of reason". Just my 0.02 as someone who's been to a few bachelor evenings. :)
 

Dudd

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Take him to the Hoover Dam!

(Bonus points to anyone who can tell me where that came from)