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Aziz Asnari Riding High on JLaw

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QueBert said:
*sigh* there you go again, how original... Sports Illustrated put her in their famous yearly swim suit issue. I'm sure they did it just for me though right?? Has JLaw ever been in the S.I swim suit issue?

Different strokes for different folks, of course you don't understand shit like this. And I didn't say she was unattractive, she's cute, but really nothing super special. Typical blond with fake tits, wow amazing. If you find her that beautiful, move to L.A. you'll see a clone of her about ever quarter of a mile.


And to Fanatical Meat, your wife > JLaw, Brunettes > blonds all day long.
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SI put Serena in because she is an athletic, not because of her look. You think SI would put her in if she was not into tennis, just purely on her look? ROTFLMAO.

You said JL is "not that attractive, a low 7 at best"in your own words. What do you score Serena?

Imagine someone says Rosie O'Donnel is better looking than Beyonce. You dig?
 
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QueBert said:
With JLaw it's closer to reality though. I see guys drooling over her "looks" and pretty much every single time all they say is "ZOMG DEM TIDDIES!?!" Never see a dude mention another thing about her except her chest.
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And yet I've only ever seen/read of one person mention anything but that rhinoceros ass when referring to Serena Williams.

Go figure.
 
brianmanahan said:
there's always a better option than me though
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Do0d, you got game. There's a woman out there so slyly weird that she'd dig the living shite out of you. But you have to put yourself out there. Just do it low key, by getting out to things/doing things you like, while keeping your eyes and your heart open. Persevere. Finding your mate doesn't usually happen overnight . . . although it can. Grace happens, my man.
 
zinfamous said:
And yet I've only ever seen/read of one person mention anything but that rhinoceros ass when referring to Serena Williams.

Go figure.
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QueBerts feelings towards women is the same as his feelings towards food: he's more interested in how many pounds he's getting than how lean it is.
 
Svnla said:
SI put Serena in because she is an athletic, not because of her look. You think SI would put her in if she was not into tennis, just purely on her look? ROTFLMAO.

You said JL is "not that attractive, a low 7 at best"in your own words. What do you score Serena?

Imagine someone says Rosie O'Donnel is better looking than Beyonce. You dig?
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Serena was in Maxium too, she was also in some other magazine which I have the poster of it on my wall. Not sure which one but it wasn't a sports one for sure. While they COULD have made the poster due to her being an athletic, there are hundreds of other female athletics they could have chosen that they didn't. She's not everyone cup of tea obviously, but 2 celebrity men who have been on People's 100 most beautiful list have dated her. That says something no? And Drake who's been smashing chicks like Rihanna & Tyra Banks & a few Victoria Secret models is now dating her. You mentioned Rosie, but she has never been in any magazine in a bikini ever so your attempts to prove a point is pretty damn stupid. Weather or not you like Serena, you can find people who will find her more attractive then Beyonce. Doubtful you'll find a strait male anywhere who would put Rosie over Beyonce.

I dunno where I'd put Serena # wise, I put her above JLaw or Beyonce. Maybe a 7.7, Beyonce's around a 7.3 Jlaw is far too typical looking LA'er chick to rate higher than a flat 7. She reminds me of a Mustang, yeah they look alright but every 5th person has one so I could give 2 shits about them.
 
QueBert said:
Serena was in Maxium too, she was also in some other magazine which I have the poster of it on my wall. Not sure which one but it wasn't a sports one for sure. While they COULD have made the poster due to her being an athletic, there are hundreds of other female athletics they could have chosen that they didn't. She's not everyone cup of tea obviously, but 2 celebrity men who have been on People's 100 most beautiful list have dated her. That says something no? And Drake who's been smashing chicks like Rihanna & Tyra Banks & a few Victoria Secret models is now dating her. You mentioned Rosie, but she has never been in any magazine in a bikini ever so your attempts to prove a point is pretty damn stupid. Weather or not you like Serena, you can find people who will find her more attractive then Beyonce. Doubtful you'll find a strait male anywhere who would put Rosie over Beyonce.

I dunno where I'd put Serena # wise, I put her above JLaw or Beyonce. Maybe a 7.7, Beyonce's around a 7.3 Jlaw is far too typical looking LA'er chick to rate higher than a flat 7. She reminds me of a Mustang, yeah they look alright but every 5th person has one so I could give 2 shits about them.
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WTF? Serena ABOVE Beyonce? Get your eyes checked.
 
QueBert said:
I dunno where I'd put Serena # wise, I put her above JLaw or Beyonce. Maybe a 7.7, Beyonce's around a 7.3 Jlaw is far too typical looking LA'er chick to rate higher than a flat 7. She reminds me of a Mustang, yeah they look alright but every 5th person has one so I could give 2 shits about them.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Seriously dude, I still think you're trolling us and being a contrarian just for lulz.
 
This thread is now about Serena Williams... I agree, she is a great tennis player. Still winning after everyone else she started with retired.
 
Serena is now hotter than Beyonce.

See, brianmanahan, proof right here that it truly is different strokes for different folks.
 
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