awkward moment...

[SP33Demon]

Originally posted by: Shawn

Originally posted by: Cdubneeddeal
Just made me think. A real awkward moment is farting during sex..

what I hate is when you are thrusting really hard and it makes a farting sound. kinda kills the mood.

Nah, not at all. Just tell her "I'm gonna make it talk more" and it turns it into hotness.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Originally posted by: SP33Demon

Originally posted by: Shawn

Originally posted by: Cdubneeddeal
Just made me think. A real awkward moment is farting during sex..

what I hate is when you are thrusting really hard and it makes a farting sound. kinda kills the mood.

Nah, not at all. Just tell her "I'm gonna make it talk more" and it turns it into hotness.

:laugh: I'll use that line next time and see what happens. I usually find myself clenching my butt cheeks trying to hold it in.

 

[SP33Demon]

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman

Originally posted by: SP33Demon

Originally posted by: Shawn

Originally posted by: Cdubneeddeal
Just made me think. A real awkward moment is farting during sex..

what I hate is when you are thrusting really hard and it makes a farting sound. kinda kills the mood.

Nah, not at all. Just tell her "I'm gonna make it talk more" and it turns it into hotness.

:laugh: I'll use that line next time and see what happens. I usually find myself clenching my butt cheeks trying to hold it in.

Yeah, try it man. I actually don't use "it" but p*****, but depends on if your girl likes you talking like that. Stuff like, "Ohhh, your p's talking to me" or "I'm gonna make that p talk" gets them hot and bothered because it's something that would never normally happen unless with a guy who is big enough to make that happen. So take pride in it.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Baked
Did I miss Goose's coming out thread? Why would you be embarrassed about sex jokes around another guy unless you're...

Dude...he's a teenager. I was not embarrassed. What was going through my head was the thought of the parents chasing me with an axe.

 

[clamum]

Did you scream "NOOOO!" in a little girly voice?

 

[JakwoW]

Originally posted by: SP33Demon

Originally posted by: Shawn

Originally posted by: Cdubneeddeal
Just made me think. A real awkward moment is farting during sex..

what I hate is when you are thrusting really hard and it makes a farting sound. kinda kills the mood.

Nah, not at all. Just tell her "I'm gonna make it talk more" and it turns it into hotness.

Oh damn this made me laugh!

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: evident

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Not as awkward as your corporate whistle blowing thread.

this

x3

 

[Pliablemoose]

So did you blow the whistle on yourself for your infraction?

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Not as awkward as your corporate whistle blowing thread.

I'll speak when I'm ready...

you'll speak when you're spoken to.

 

[Auric]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Not as awkward as your corporate whistle blowing thread.

I'll speak when I'm ready...

you'll speak when you're spoken to.

A Goosemaster should be seen and not heard.

 

[sdifox]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode
Awkward moment? I'll give you an awkward moment. One time during sex I called Lois "Frank". Your move, Sherlock.

hahahahahahahhahahaahahahah


As to OP's 'dilemma' what are you doing handing a sheltered kid an iPod? Didn't you know that is the devil's tool?


Also, when are you going to update the renamed and locked thread?

 

[amicold]

Originally posted by: Shawn

Originally posted by: Cdubneeddeal
Just made me think. A real awkward moment is farting during sex..

what I hate is when you are thrusting really hard and it makes a farting sound. kinda kills the mood.

For sure. One time I was down on someone and I guess I'm just that good but needless to say....

 

[TallBill]

What the fuck is the point of this thread? Nothing wrong with George Carlin or pussy farts.

 

[buck]

The OP is blowing something alright....