Awful "pet name" from girlfriend/boyfriend?

[Hoober]

Originally posted by: Beau

Originally posted by: EXman

my gf calls me "pooper" because according to her its abnormal to poop more than once every two days.

Damn your gf would call me POOPANILITOR

I seldom go less than 3-4 a times a day

both my kids are the same way... of course they wear diapers...😱

Lay off the metamucil, man.

No kidding. Wow. "You might want to have that checked out," says the internet stranger.

 

[Maverick]

Originally posted by: Beau

Originally posted by: Shiva112
my gf calls me "pooper" because according to her its abnormal to poop more than once every two days.

I thought it was unhealthy to poop less than once per day 😕

yeah its bad for the colon to not go once a day. I think she calls me that because she always ends up calling my apartment when I'm on the can.

 

[Maverick]

Originally posted by: EXman

my gf calls me "pooper" because according to her its abnormal to poop more than once every two days.

Damn your gf would call me POOPANILITOR

I seldom go less than 3-4 a times a day

both my kids are the same way... of course they wear diapers...😱

time to invest in depends grandpa!

 

[radioouman]

Maybe he means thread crapping, not crapping in the crapper.

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Beau

Originally posted by: pyonir
Beau's fiance calls him Chris.

😀😛

No, that was your mom.

How is Justin anyway?

Who?

 

[BooGiMaN]

Originally posted by: Isla
I call my kids Fart Blossoms... does that count?

LOL

I affectionately call mine and introduce them as my 'lil changitos' or my lil 'diablitos' spanish for my lil monkeys and lil devils. cuz they are partners in crime and get into all sorts of trouble together around the house. they are a 2 yr old girl and 4 yr old boy ...and no they dont look like monkeys 😛

 

[Maverick]

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN

Originally posted by: Isla
I call my kids Fart Blossoms... does that count?

LOL

I affectionately call mine and introduce them as my 'lil changitos' or my lil 'diablitos' spanish for my lil monkeys and lil devils. cuz they are partners in crime and get into all sorts of trouble together around the house. they are a 2 yr old girl and 4 yr old boy ...and no they dont look like monkeys 😛

so they look like devils?

 

[BooGiMaN]

Originally posted by: Shiva112

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN

Originally posted by: Isla
I call my kids Fart Blossoms... does that count?

LOL

I affectionately call mine and introduce them as my 'lil changitos' or my lil 'diablitos' spanish for my lil monkeys and lil devils. cuz they are partners in crime and get into all sorts of trouble together around the house. they are a 2 yr old girl and 4 yr old boy ...and no they dont look like monkeys 😛

so they look like devils?

yeap lil devils with angel faces...how else would you explain them hearing me complain about the cat pooping on our lawn so they come up with a plan on their own to leave a cookie in the middle of our lawn and wait behind our car parked in the driveway with a plastic bat and wooden spoon to whack the cat when it came for the cookie?

 

[MomAndSkoorbaby]

Skoorbie used to call me Heffer. 😛

(private joke but bad to anyone that heard it!)

 

[Maverick]

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN

Originally posted by: Shiva112

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN

Originally posted by: Isla
I call my kids Fart Blossoms... does that count?

LOL

I affectionately call mine and introduce them as my 'lil changitos' or my lil 'diablitos' spanish for my lil monkeys and lil devils. cuz they are partners in crime and get into all sorts of trouble together around the house. they are a 2 yr old girl and 4 yr old boy ...and no they dont look like monkeys 😛

so they look like devils?

yeap lil devils with angel faces...how else would you explain them hearing me complain about the cat pooping on our lawn so they come up with a plan on their own to leave a cookie in the middle of our lawn and wait behind our car parked in the driveway with a plastic bat and wooden spoon to whack the cat when it came for the cookie?

wow...sounds like Malcolm in the middle.

 

[Hoober]

Originally posted by: MrsSkoorb
Skoorbie used to call me Heiffer. 😛

(private joke but bad to anyone that heard it!)

Heiffer as in the cow? I always thought that was heffer? I never was good at spelling. /shrugs

 

[nativesunshine]

I don't think LordJezo and I call each other anything. For a while I called him "numb balls"...but there's a funny story about that. Oh yea..and he used to call me "babee pie" b/c of one of my other sn's..(Juleebabee). I've always thought that was sweet. Heehee... 😛

 

[MomAndSkoorbaby]

Originally posted by: Hoober

Originally posted by: MrsSkoorb
Skoorbie used to call me Heiffer. 😛

(private joke but bad to anyone that heard it!)

Heiffer as in the cow? I always thought that was heffer? I never was good at spelling. /shrugs

Yup as in cow...no idea how to spell it either! 😛

Edit: Oops, didn't realize I had the "i" in there!

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: MrsSkoorb

Originally posted by: Hoober

Originally posted by: MrsSkoorb
Skoorbie used to call me Heiffer. 😛

(private joke but bad to anyone that heard it!)

Heiffer as in the cow? I always thought that was heffer? I never was good at spelling. /shrugs

Yup as in cow...no idea how to spell it either! 😛

Edit: Oops, didn't realize I had the "i" in there!

So that explains that funny dent in the side of his head,I thought he'd just gotten the name of a cheap hair stylist from Rossman🙂

 

[MomAndSkoorbaby]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: MrsSkoorb

Originally posted by: Hoober

Originally posted by: MrsSkoorb
Skoorbie used to call me Heiffer. 😛

(private joke but bad to anyone that heard it!)

Heiffer as in the cow? I always thought that was heffer? I never was good at spelling. /shrugs

Yup as in cow...no idea how to spell it either! 😛

Edit: Oops, didn't realize I had the "i" in there!

So that explains that funny dent in the side of his head,I thought he'd just gotten the name of a cheap hair stylist from Rossman🙂

*giggle*

 

[Hoober]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: MrsSkoorb

Originally posted by: Hoober

Originally posted by: MrsSkoorb
Skoorbie used to call me Heiffer. 😛

(private joke but bad to anyone that heard it!)

Heiffer as in the cow? I always thought that was heffer? I never was good at spelling. /shrugs

Yup as in cow...no idea how to spell it either! 😛

Edit: Oops, didn't realize I had the "i" in there!

So that explains that funny dent in the side of his head,I thought he'd just gotten the name of a cheap hair stylist from Rossman🙂

Remind me not to post pictures of myself around here. 😉

 

[jaydee]

It's heifer (female cow).

 

[Geekbabe]

I can't remember anybody ever having any pet names for me,heck call me anything you'd like,except late for dinner🙂

 

[wnied]

Russel.

~wnied~

 

[Isla]

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN

Originally posted by: Shiva112

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN

Originally posted by: Isla
I call my kids Fart Blossoms... does that count?

LOL

I affectionately call mine and introduce them as my 'lil changitos' or my lil 'diablitos' spanish for my lil monkeys and lil devils. cuz they are partners in crime and get into all sorts of trouble together around the house. they are a 2 yr old girl and 4 yr old boy ...and no they dont look like monkeys 😛

so they look like devils?

yeap lil devils with angel faces...how else would you explain them hearing me complain about the cat pooping on our lawn so they come up with a plan on their own to leave a cookie in the middle of our lawn and wait behind our car parked in the driveway with a plastic bat and wooden spoon to whack the cat when it came for the cookie?

😀

I love kids. They keep life interesting.

My middle one I sometimes call "chispita" which is like a spark or firecracker... but apparently in some dialects/traditions, it means like a fart mark in your underpants. 😱

 

[Maverick]

Originally posted by: Isla

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN

Originally posted by: Shiva112

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN

Originally posted by: Isla
I call my kids Fart Blossoms... does that count?

LOL

I affectionately call mine and introduce them as my 'lil changitos' or my lil 'diablitos' spanish for my lil monkeys and lil devils. cuz they are partners in crime and get into all sorts of trouble together around the house. they are a 2 yr old girl and 4 yr old boy ...and no they dont look like monkeys 😛

so they look like devils?

yeap lil devils with angel faces...how else would you explain them hearing me complain about the cat pooping on our lawn so they come up with a plan on their own to leave a cookie in the middle of our lawn and wait behind our car parked in the driveway with a plastic bat and wooden spoon to whack the cat when it came for the cookie?

😀

I love kids. They keep life interesting.

My middle one I sometimes call "chispita" which is like a spark or firecracker... but apparently in some dialects/traditions, it means like a fart mark in your underpants. 😱

haha that'd be like nicknaming one of your kids "skidmark"

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: Isla

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN

Originally posted by: Shiva112

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN

Originally posted by: Isla
I call my kids Fart Blossoms... does that count?

LOL

I affectionately call mine and introduce them as my 'lil changitos' or my lil 'diablitos' spanish for my lil monkeys and lil devils. cuz they are partners in crime and get into all sorts of trouble together around the house. they are a 2 yr old girl and 4 yr old boy ...and no they dont look like monkeys 😛

so they look like devils?

yeap lil devils with angel faces...how else would you explain them hearing me complain about the cat pooping on our lawn so they come up with a plan on their own to leave a cookie in the middle of our lawn and wait behind our car parked in the driveway with a plastic bat and wooden spoon to whack the cat when it came for the cookie?

😀

I love kids. They keep life interesting.

My middle one I sometimes call "chispita" which is like a spark or firecracker... but apparently in some dialects/traditions, it means like a fart mark in your underpants. 😱

Hahashaha, I'll have to remember that one!!! 😀

 

[Hoober]

Originally posted by: Isla

My middle one I sometimes call "chispita" which is like a spark or firecracker... but apparently in some dialects/traditions, it means like a fart mark in your underpants. 😱

😱

 

[HannibalX]

Woman.

 

[spanky]

"woogie" (from something about mary)