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Awesome Phone Prank - Midas calls ignorant girl... :)

OMG is that for real??? headlights don't dim but a lot of people could be scammed by that. The tires though... lol.. and the transmission!! And $70 to install a cigarrette lighter!! WTF!! OMG... man... I hope that was a good wakeup call for her.
 


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<< almost as good as the vibrator recall one. >>




Where can i find that ? >>



Try here

If someone wants to host it elsewhere, cos it's geosh*tties....go for it.
Bandwidth will exceed soon I'm sure 🙂
 
OMG... I feel sorry for her... what a retard.

The vibrator recall one is better though...

Then there's the Arnold ones...

Haha, the transmission is gone... two of them!! haha, (listening to them now)
 
I don't really see what all of you find so funny here. I think, personally, that the $2,400 total was eminently reasonable. My twice monthly tune up bill has exceeded that figure often, but it sure has been worth it. I take pride in my machine. I'm a life long American Motors fan. In my family, it's always been a Rambler or that easy, clean, always convenient public transportation, which I still feel is yesterday's solution to the problems of the future, now.

Nevertheless, here in rural Montana, having your own vehicle can be a definite plus at times . . . like, when you actually have to get somewhere. And that's why I like to adhere rigorously to my factory suggested, twice a month tune-up, even though there hasn't actually been an American Motors factory for quite some years now.

Still, results speak for themselves. I've had complete strangers tell me they think my Pacer looks and runs like BMW. I can tell they mean it by the HUGE grins on their faces. It's attention to detail that does it for me. That's why I always have the boys down at RIP-U-OFF rotate my front and rear cigarette lighters at each and every tune up. They say that the resultant gain in the aerodynamic ambivalence index more than makes up for the $100 cost.

In summation folks, it pays to buy quality. That's probably why my girl friend's vibrator has never been recalled.
 
ROFL!
"Somehow the right tire got on the left side, and the left tire got on the right side."

"We're gonna have to top off the headlight fluid. I'd go with the halogen fluid, you dont wanna skimp out on that one."

"Someone stole your transmission while you were parked at the mall, you're gonna need a new one."
"Well don't you need that to... kinda... drive?"
"No, but it's good for gas mileage. You know what? I'd get 2 for that kind of car. Are you going to be needing the reverse function? Cause that'll save you a few hundred dollars."

Absolute quality comedy bits there!
 
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