Awesome martial arts display...

Kelemvor

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I want to learn whatever martial art this guy knows... Looks like some pansy running around. And of course once they actualyl fight he just starts flailing away just like the other guy.

NSFW if your volume is loud as there's swearing at the beginning.
Fighting Stance
 

OulOat

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That guy would kick your ass like a repost :)

If you want to know the name of the martial arts, look up the other thread
 

Cristatus

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That's what I thought as well: he was just flailing around. I don't think you'd wanna learn that stuff ;)
 

HN

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Really, though
even if the
posing looks silly, the
other guy
seems kinda scared
to fight.
 

EmperorIQ

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Originally posted by: HN
Really, though
even if the
posing looks silly, the
other guy
seems kinda scared
to fight.

haha yea

the bald guy went from "i'll f** you up homie" to =O "sh*t"
 

Queasy

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HAHA...may not have been any form of martial arts but he had the bald dude screwed up and then he knocked him flat on his ass.
 

NikPreviousAcct

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I think that stance is a Kung Fu stance, isn't it? One of the Kung Fu forms? Anyway, they're both total fvcktards, but one of them is slightly smarter than the other. I don't like those "yo mofuggah I'monna fugg yo azz up fo shizzle" boneheads. I also don't like people who run around acting like they're martial arts masters or something. Being good at it is one thing, but don't be a show off. :p

Your first clue as to the doofus not actually being trained (but just acting like it) is when he starts to goose-step in that stance. Throwing his leg forward from the knee down like it's loose tissue just hanging there instead of being the balancing support structure (as opposed to being the primary weight baring support structure). He looks like a one-legged goose-stepping nazi when he advances.

Second of all, when he was actually attacked by that gang banging dumbass, his "skill" suddenly went out the window. Now, that might be common for a new student, but after that first swing, this "skills" just never came back. Most martial arts students, even if they're intimidated enough by the first swing to momentarily forget about their training, usually are quick to fall back into it.

Thirdly, the knockdown. What the crap was that?! I've seen fully extended arm strikes before, but they've always been with a knife-hand and never with a fist. That was just fvcking lazy and he's simply lucky he landed it.

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Oh, and the other guy -the gangbanging dumbass. Would YOU talk sh|t to someone, see him bust out in some wicked fvck-you-up stance, and STILL stick around to get your ass kicked? Not if you had any brain cells you wouldn't.
 

brigden

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I agree with Nik, the guy got lucky. I don't know jack about martial arts, but in all the fights I've been in/witnessed, most guys go down with one hard shot to the face.
 

Kelemvor

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Exactly my point. GUy acts all cocky (when it's obvious he has no idea what he's doing) and then when they actually start fighting, he just starts flailing his arms around jsut like the other guy but he happens to land a lucky shot to win.
 

Desslok

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Is that fuvktard gang wannabe wearing a skirt? Soneone needs to let him on on thier being different sizes.